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# why dont you get a crotch with the kit?
or is that only in tesco finest?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# That's like saying, why don't the hands come with fists.
A crotch is where two legs meet. You get a crotch when it's assembled.

/crotch expert
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# yeah but at the end of the day
what you have then is a "texas chainsaw human jigsaw" would you not agree?

It already comes in bits and my interest in violating it has waned.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# You lack focus.
Just fixate on a bit you like and rub up against a bit that's soft.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I'm not listening to you
as it's bound to lead to arrest!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Yeah, in fairness
that's pretty much what happened to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# actually...
if I'm honest...I forgot the crotch!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 1 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Well honestly.
That's the last time I come up with spurious ontological explanations for you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 May 2007, 21:26, archived)