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[challenge entry] Ceci n'est pas une competition entry

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
# why?

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# do fools fall in love
tell me why?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# i dont like mondays

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# don't lie to me.

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Don't you make me mad

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# don't make me Ang-Lee

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# DONT YOU WANT ME BABY! DONT YOU WANT ME
OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooh!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# yes,
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(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
#
it's not a sausage roll - its a pork pie (rhyming slang - lie)

gerrit?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# being northern, and as a consequence, speaking the queen's English
I have no idea of this quaint vernacular, innit.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# spambuggery
a hat to ye
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# *tips whippet*
'appen!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# I always fall down when it comes to cockney rhyming slang
because I just make up my own as I go along, and nobody else has a clue what I'm on about.

Looks like a week's holiday from the compo for me...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# isn't it a bit mental
when you just make up words

but then I do that all the time, love a bit of neologism me :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:37, archived)
# sounds like midnight glowing bukkake in the woods.

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# a silvery fountain
glowing in the moonlight
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Compound words are the best.
I was annoyed with another driver in a Tesco car park years ago, and I heard myself shout "CUNTWIT!" at the top of my voice. Then I laughed so hard I nearly crashed into him.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# FLANGEMAT!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# FLAPMASTER!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# CUMSPLEEN!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# PISSRIB!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# OVARYSLASHER!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# PUBEFLOSSER!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:48, archived)
# SAUSAGEHOLE!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:48, archived)
# TRUMPETPUNCTURE!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:49, archived)
# JIZZFINGER!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:51, archived)
# MONGFONDLER!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:51, archived)
# TWATBUNKLE!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# PRICKNOSTRIL!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# KNOBHORSE!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# SLAGRAT!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# BLUBBERSPUNK!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# FANNYHINGE!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:48, archived)
# BARNRASPER!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:49, archived)
# RECTALTOSS!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:52, archived)
# TWATSPLATTER!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:56, archived)
# ARSEPLUNGER!
(this is easier when you're not trying to think of one)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# PISSBALLS

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# ^THIS^
FTW!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# haha
the danger with that is that (as you demonstrated) the insult is so mental or broken that you piss yourself laughing

when trying to remonstrate with someone for being a boatspunking twatbasket, falling down in a fit of ones own drool slightly dilutes the potency of the words and that
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# *nods sagely*
too true, too true...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
#
i feel i know what you mean - I can't understand most of this week's compo entries, but I'm sure they make sense in people's heads when they make them. Just nobody else understands it.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:37, archived)
#
much like this - it made sense in my head
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# makes too much sense
I think

Arg!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# doeshe?

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# It's not a roll
It's a god damn pork pie
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# I love you.
'ning
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:48, archived)
# 'ning ya softie
I was just looking at that twat who nicked CKicks fabby cat animations. At the end of one of them he claims copyright!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# what what?!?!?!
wtf!! what's this?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Two posts down
You will spot it easily due to the tons of replies of outrage.

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:06, archived)
# oh :(
I didn't click on those as there's no sound on this computer

what a theiving arse
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Sorry, I have an annoying guest
who wants me to explain the internets and can't comprehend why there is nothing about him on some random website from 1977. Philistine. He's pecking my head with bull shit as we speak.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Stab him with flaming sporks
He will thank you for it.

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:38, archived)
# You get ze click from me
Due to the cleverness and the Magritte reference!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:01, archived)
# Thank you

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:57, archived)