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( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:58, archived)

*scratches head*

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:03, archived)

MEAT
MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT 123%
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:05, archived)

Spam lids are 78% meat?!?
Then why do I keep breaking my teeth when I try to chew them?

[edit: and "200% easy to open"? Does that mean they try to open you?]
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:05, archived)

MYNESS!

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:08, archived)

corned beefs cans try to open you
the bastards
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:11, archived)

Hide their keys.
It's the only way to be sure.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:14, archived)

minus 200%
yes they try to open you :)
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:19, archived)

*Groafs*
Woo y yay!
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:07, archived)

mmmm cola bottle

( naD, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:13, archived)