One for the ladies.


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( G-Man-74 is reading last years news on, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

And for certian types of gentleman

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 18:48, archived)

who like it up the shitpipe.

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:49, archived)

or taking mong'uns up the wrong'uns

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:51, archived)

you know what they say...

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:55, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
aaaaaaahhhhhh,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Fri 11 May 2007, 19:47, archived)

Impulse can?
What if the cap got stuck? *shudder*
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:51, archived)

new diaphragm?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:53, archived)

Cheap diaphragm?
I'd be more worried about the cap from the reef bottle...

EDIT: Darn, b3tan to it by someone of apparently similarly perverted mind but nimbler fingers.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:53, archived)

mind the piss
EDIT: Ohohohoho, oh so nimble...
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:55, archived)

So I've heard.

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:57, archived)

O RLY?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:59, archived)

YA ASHALY

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:02, archived)

Oooh yes
The Reef bottle.... :S

Unless you were a larger-mimsy'd lady and you could reverse the bottle? :D
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:58, archived)

Gosh.
Were that the case I'm sure the hypothetical lady could start a profitable website.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:00, archived)

www.thingsupmymimsy.com?

( the holly and the ivv, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:04, archived)

1: *Registers*
...
57: Profit!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:07, archived)

Depends upon which way you use it I guess.
( G-Man-74 is reading last years news on, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:04, archived)

take the cap off and drink it first?
then use it?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:16, archived)

That sounds like the voice of an expert!
'ning sexypance! *huggles tight*
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:29, archived)