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[challenge entry] One for the ladies.

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(I helped save b3ta! G-Man-74 is reading last years news on, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# And for certian types of gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# who like it up the shitpipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:49, archived)
# or taking mong'uns up the wrong'uns

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# you know what they say...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
aaaaaaahhhhhh,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Impulse can?
What if the cap got stuck? *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# new diaphragm?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Cheap diaphragm?
I'd be more worried about the cap from the reef bottle...

EDIT: Darn, b3tan to it by someone of apparently similarly perverted mind but nimbler fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:53, archived)
# mind the piss
EDIT: Ohohohoho, oh so nimble...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:55, archived)
# So I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:57, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:59, archived)
# YA ASHALY
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Oooh yes
The Reef bottle.... :S

Unless you were a larger-mimsy'd lady and you could reverse the bottle? :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Gosh.
Were that the case I'm sure the hypothetical lady could start a profitable website.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:00, archived)
# www.thingsupmymimsy.com?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
#
1: *Registers*
...
57: Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:07, archived)
#
Depends upon which way you use it I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! G-Man-74 is reading last years news on, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
# take the cap off and drink it first?
then use it?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:16, archived)
# That sounds like the voice of an expert!
'ning sexypance! *huggles tight*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:29, archived)