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# He's not wrong
sometimes I wipe 4 times after pooping, just to make sure more trees died to make my bottom shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# you do know that any more than two
wipes is classed as "playing". And for that evil you shall surely go to hell.

98% of religions can't be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# I was told that when shaking the penis after a wee
any more than 3 shakes counts as a wank
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 18 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Good 'en
hahahaha love it
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 18 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# You are not Sheryl Crow.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 19 May 2007, 18:06, archived)