'Ning!


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( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sat 19 May 2007, 8:01, archived)

haha
could do with a bit more black jobby
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 19 May 2007, 8:03, archived)

haha, this new guinness red is going to scare people in the morning
everyone will think they have bowel cancer
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 19 May 2007, 8:04, archived)

they deserve it for falling for such a marketing tactic.

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sat 19 May 2007, 8:31, archived)

Red guinness,
when will people realise that if it aint broke
DONT FUCKING FIX IT!

cunts.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sat 19 May 2007, 8:36, archived)

the guinness billionares must be skint
and with that i'm off to work
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 19 May 2007, 8:40, archived)

have a sickie you spoilt cunt!
/is still working.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sat 19 May 2007, 8:41, archived)

it's saturday
even I'm not at work!

go home and do something
(Azzek!, Sat 19 May 2007, 8:43, archived)

It's not just Red Guinness,
it's a totally different taste! It's yummy.
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 19 May 2007, 8:52, archived)

Isn't Guiness TECHNICALLY red anyway?
With all that Iron content and all
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Sat 19 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

the official line
is that it's very dark ruby
if you hold it up to a bright light (try finding one of them in a bar) the light does, just about, make it through the beer. or you could go to the storehouse, go on the tour and do the same with the pebble they give you as your ticket as that is a much thinner sample
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 19 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

they probably thought that changing the colours worked for ipods
why wouldn't it work for beer?
(Azzek!, Sat 19 May 2007, 8:43, archived)

Haha!
ning'
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 May 2007, 8:05, archived)

pleasure.

(captain freedom don't expect, Sat 19 May 2007, 8:14, archived)

Arf.
Nice text on the image there. ;P
( Mstandot, Sat 19 May 2007, 8:46, archived)

wooooooo
and the really amazing thing is that Guinness comes from Dublin - which tranlates into English as "Black Poo(l)"
Whoever named it must have had great foresight..... ;)

I hope this Pleasure Beach has a "Log Flume"
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 19 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

hahahaha!
:)
( eclectech .co.uk, Sat 19 May 2007, 11:39, archived)