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# Do they need a liar?
I can do that!
(even though my company policy states and does the opposite.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# lying is a key skill in hospital management
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# lying is a key skill in hospital management
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# damn.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Lying? Hospital management?
Surely not...
Ours just managed to 'lose' £18m...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# 18 million?
thats pocket lint compared to here!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Smaller hospital
It's just worrying that they have no idea where it went (I'm not about to tell them I siphoned it all off for my slush fund)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# that's a lot of ice based fruit beverages
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# I now want a blue Tango Ice Blast
*waits two weeks till Alton Towers*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:51, archived)
# *hides in hospitals pocket*
*steals lint*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# my precious lint!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Heh heh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# lying is a key skill in hospital management
(or so I've heard)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# quiet you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Doctor: "Hmmm, this man is a hypocondriac & a hells angel. Better call in the Pathological liar!"
ME: "Well mr Angels, it appears that you have a very rare condition with no apparent treatment. There is nothing wa can do I am afraid. However there is a new clinic (a dodgy company that i set up) that specialises in these things...."
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:47, archived)