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# I await your fail*

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(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:32, archived)
# Aha!
...so that's why they arrive on our screens so quickly. Cunning.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# that is funny and tragic to me on many levels...
'NING B3TA!!
interview tomorrow....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# 'Ning!
Good luck you stats purloiner you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# *bows*
*smooshes*
you powers are weak...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# But the flesh is willing
Hang on, that's not right is it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:42, archived)
# no, it's "the will is flashing"
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# What about 'the flesh is flashing'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# depends on which drugs you took
(maybe ivesb can help you here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# I didn't know Lemsip was that trippy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# You are a sea turtle
AICMFP
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# rightous!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Sweet
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# totally
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Jelly man!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# offspring!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Awesome!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:11, archived)
# wheee!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# AT REDEX?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# haha!
no, pathology in my hospital
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Do they need a liar?
I can do that!
(even though my company policy states and does the opposite.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# lying is a key skill in hospital management
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# lying is a key skill in hospital management
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# damn.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Lying? Hospital management?
Surely not...
Ours just managed to 'lose' £18m...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# 18 million?
thats pocket lint compared to here!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Smaller hospital
It's just worrying that they have no idea where it went (I'm not about to tell them I siphoned it all off for my slush fund)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# that's a lot of ice based fruit beverages
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# I now want a blue Tango Ice Blast
*waits two weeks till Alton Towers*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:51, archived)
# *hides in hospitals pocket*
*steals lint*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# my precious lint!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Heh heh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# lying is a key skill in hospital management
(or so I've heard)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# quiet you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Doctor: "Hmmm, this man is a hypocondriac & a hells angel. Better call in the Pathological liar!"
ME: "Well mr Angels, it appears that you have a very rare condition with no apparent treatment. There is nothing wa can do I am afraid. However there is a new clinic (a dodgy company that i set up) that specialises in these things...."
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# hey pij
didnt they tell you spacks have been banned!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Obviously they are not enforcing it,
I can still see your posts:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:48, archived)
# hahaha - you should take that show on the road!

pics like the above have been banned apparently!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# really?
but that one is good

we'd rather see fresh toap/cdc than this?

hrmm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:53, archived)
#
When they came for the communists,
I remained silent; I was not a communist.
When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent; I was not a social democrat.
When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out; I was not a trade unionist.
When they came for me, there was no one left to speak out.
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# right on, ma brother!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *fits*
*dies*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# *has sexy time with your corpse*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Zippy
Zappatastic!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# ning ivesy
so, if you get this job, there'll be no more b3ta full stop?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Why do you think he's posting so much?
He'll be at the top of the stats board for years after he's left!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# i'll MAKE the time for b3ta,
but there will be a significant drop in ivesbage.
can you handle it?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# *handles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# where's your gloves?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:58, archived)
# I'm allergic to Latex
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# 'ning sir
you seen pasanonic's youtube vid yet? It's raaahther woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# no,
i'll have to wait until i get home home!
what happens?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:03, archived)
# it's a b3ta showcase
to the tune of pasanonic's musicality sequencing, tis very nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# cool!
*make mental note*





*forgets*
darn!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# haha
was about to gaz you the url but won't bother.

Edit: For other interested parties, have a look here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=38oDZhRJWdM

Edit2: *looks down the board* oh, it's still there from the early hours...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:08, archived)
# you can email me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# but then you'd have my email and you'd never leave me alone
I'm not sure if I'm ready for that commitment.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# i resemble that remark!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# 'nings to yout oo
and to everyone a good 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:07, archived)
# 'Ning!
TJ: Arses. Anybody else have a day when they just can't type?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# on ont ta tal
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# neber.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# i dOn#t knpw waht yOu'te tlakign abott

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# most days
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Heh heh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# haha!
(: u u
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# YOU ARE FAIL
just realised I ain't done one of those pics.

*opens Paint*

PS nice pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# arf
my old company's logo was a big red X

which was apt, as there were so many vacant employees
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Woo nice shoppage!
Right thats it i've had it, how do you do the upside down writing?

*already been trying for 10 minutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:04, archived)
# This^
Although I haven't been trying
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# ^Also
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# oh

This could get very silly
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# err...


and I've knocked up a little lookup prog (not finished - needs more valid unicode codes) that translates ascii into unicode
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:08, archived)
# I don't know how he does it,
but I use this
sadly, the unicode thing only works in Firefox afaik
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:11, archived)
# what a great little gizmo
¡n su
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
#
(: oך no
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
# edit/ oops!
¡nou ‘ssq s ‘
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# silly wildyles
HTML thingies don't work in subject!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# heheh just figured that out
no ds ךqoך no ‘zozd u su
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# aaaaww
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
#
\o/ ¡xs ‘oo
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Nicely.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:27, archived)