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The only photoshoping on this was taking out my toolbar (nudge nudge) and the file i was downloading at the time

First Pic Posted!!!

EDIT: it is an arty film honest!!!
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 0:54, archived)

haha blatantly downloading porn

( Leningrad, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 0:56, archived)

Good thing you tagged it.
Also, you were downloading porn. AICMFP.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 0:56, archived)

AICMFP?
im new please someone explain this for me lol
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:06, archived)

It stands for 'and I claim my five pounds' :)

( Leningrad, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:09, archived)

and I claim my five pounds
as in he wants a prize from you because he is irrefutably correct in his assumption.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:09, archived)

Ahhh
i see now, thanks for that, and no he cant get a fiver :oP
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:11, archived)

it's alright
it's not YOUR fiver,
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:15, archived)

He/She can have a pie
and ill eat it for him/her
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)

oh and stop talking to yourself
it's confusing. Make sure that you click the reply button for the guy you wanna reply to ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)

Duly noted
and will do ;)
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:21, archived)

ur downloadin pr0n!
(makes note of website)

:D

hehe
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 0:57, archived)

it's a start ;)
Welcome to b3ta filth collector :D
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 0:58, archived)

FIrst pic in i look like a
w@nker hehehe, lovely jubbily, thanks for the welcome tho :oD
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:01, archived)

You can say "wanker" here.
"Cunting fuck monkey", "shitting christ on fucking massive rollerskates" and "holy cunty mingeflaps" are acceptable also.
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:08, archived)

haha
fuck off. I'm not allowed to laugh after 1am
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:10, archived)

Virginity taken roughly on B3ta.com
but i wouldnt have it any other way XD . . . can i hear a "Fuck Socks!"
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:14, archived)

hey, it's the best way.
come to b3ta, make a post, fuck it up, the bigger the better and assume the ass rape position, if you join in and take it like a man it's all good. If you run off like a whiny bitch then maybe you were at the wrong place to begin with because it only gets worse from here.

Weve all had an almighty fucking at one time or another, just makes you thicker skinned.

Oh and don't be coming in here throwing your fucksocks around willy nilly. Have you no sense of protocol? ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:25, archived)

Its my first day
EDIT: was trying to remember vaugly what homer simpson said to everyone when he went AWOL in the sub but can so meh!
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:26, archived)

don't talk with your mouth full!
nah seriously fella, welcome. You will do fine. If you've not fucked off by now then I think you'll come again.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:31, archived)

No worries mate ill be sticking around
been lurking for a while now since a mate at work told me about the site and that was months ago, like the site n , reading the QOTW always brings a smile to my face :D
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:37, archived)

you might need this
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

anyone near the top of that list is seriously fucked up and best avoided, the rest might be nice to you one day a month.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:42, archived)

eek
I really need to get a life

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:46, archived)

Noted and put in faves:D

(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:14, archived)

fucksocks
you've angered him now ;)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:27, archived)

what other words can you say?
I'm interested in learning new words
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:15, archived)

Hmmm. . .
Shit Shite Bugger and Damn!
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:16, archived)

what about gusset staining twatbasket ?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)

Minggy Minge?

(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:19, archived)

Minggy Minge?!
The famous french ventriloquist with the talking mimsy?
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:21, archived)

Thats the one!
Give this guy a pie!
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:22, archived)

hmm, pie
what kind of pie?

I hope it's beefs
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:25, archived)

Any kind you want my treat!

(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:29, archived)

are you gonna buy it
from gardner merchant/sodexho?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:31, archived)

Weve just met
so ill buy it from greggs, if i knew them and didnt like them id buy it from sodexho muhahaha
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)

no not greggs!
oh my god no!!!

no beefs pie leaves greggs!

they only make gravy, single lump of fat + air pie
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:35, archived)

Ok ok, where from then? name your place, price is limitless:D

(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)

kwik save!
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)

What about lidels?

(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:42, archived)

*hears angelic singing at the mention of lidl*
This shall be acceptable

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:45, archived)

Spot on!
Weve got one of them big lidls along the road, well it aint along the road is a good 20mins by foot but still i will go rain shine snow sleet to get your pie!
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:49, archived)

yay!
it might even contain legally recognised meat!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)

could at least do the decent thing and go to sayers
greggs is uber shite
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)

Greggs Sausage rolls are the bollocks mate!

(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)

are themade of
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:48, archived)

Ok might not be good at your bit cos they have a shitty suppiler but
up here when Bakers oven was open (i use to work there but thats another story) they were top notch stuff
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)

it's greggs
they are shit everywhere

the food just has no soul, it's just crap :(
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:04, archived)

Stick with me kid
ill show ya the best places for a top notch sausage roll:D
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:07, archived)

yay!
I would like a beefs pie please, Mr Old Fella
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:31, archived)

fartnocker

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:26, archived)

spunktrumpet?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:27, archived)

BabyGravy?

(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:29, archived)

comebucket

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)

Man Batter!!

(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:38, archived)

that'd be a great cartoon series that
"Comebucket, a mans best friend"

and like, the dude could have adventures and stuff and comebucket would cheerfully follow him and he'd get into trouble

and it'd be like "COMEBUCKET COMEBUCKET! I'm Trapped in the mine!" and comebucket would try and rescue him and like, fall over the edge of the shaft and fall down to the bottom and go splat, because it's just a bucket filled with come, and it would leak out on the floor and the guy would be like "YOU ARE A FUCKING CRAP PET"

and then he'd die
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:39, archived)

i wouldn't want a cumbucket
following me around, people'd think i was a gay, then they'd start asking me questions about madonna albums and trying to draw my blood
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:42, archived)

haha
you have acid for blood AICMFP!
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:45, archived)

they'd draw the blood anyway
and put it into small plastic bags and then slit the ends, so that they could have a spurtathon party and spurt blood all over themselves
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)

And rub it in to their naked sweaty bodys?

(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:57, archived)

yes
before, during and after, burning them
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:05, archived)

Aye just spolit if for me mate O_o

(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:12, archived)

Would the bucket go yellow and crusty over the series
or would it be topped up with fresh stuff?
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:45, archived)

it would have to be spurted into vigorously at regular intervals
to refil losses due to evaporation and spillage
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:51, archived)

haha.
My old and estranged mate Etty ( you would have loved him, never was there a funnier man and he was an albino to boot ) used to call his mrs 'cumbucket'. But not like, with the lads, or in private, noo. He'd be in the pub, "CUMBUCKET, go the bar luv, that lads need beer " ah, those were the days in the Dog and Dart.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)

such treasured memories
of pub based cumbucketry :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)

Was ping pong balls safe around her?

(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:04, archived)

Poop Pants
Always a fave:D
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:01, archived)

Pish Flaps!

(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:16, archived)