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Only an Intelligent Designer

could have come up with the triceratops, with the perfect appendage for scratching the tiny-armed T Rex's balls for him.

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From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)

bbwhahaha

ace!

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)

What?

What is this?

(__, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)

not safe for ark!

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)

The dinosaurs were on the ark

they had little baby ones to save on space.

It's true, a creationist man on tv told me the other day

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)

i once heard a creationist

argue that the story of the Ark was possible, because they put "precursors to today's animals on there, which multiplied into all the species we know today".
"ah, they evolved!" said the interviewer
"oh no, definitely not evolution! totally different! these are 'precursor' animals, not lesser-evolved animals. a completely different thing." said the creationist.
blank stares all round
quick change of subject.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:08, archived)

cunning

there are 35, 000 species of beetle alone.

It would need to be a big ark.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)

Pah

Everyone knows Doctor Who went back for the ones that wouldn't fit on the ark.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)

nonono

they took one "precursor" beetle!
which spawnd all the beetle-species of the modern era.
but not by evolution. ooooh no! none of that blasphemous talk here!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)