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[challenge entry] This did not take 7 days and 7 nights

Just imagine what I could do in 7 days and with some decent tools.

From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Revenge of the Ha-ha-hatstands!
Tip-top dry wit there old bean sprout!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# :)
haha!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# He forgot the Kangaroos too.
And they survived.

All hail our bouncing overlords.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Create worlds I would imagine
Woo
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:25, archived)
# haha
Architects know fuck all. I've spent half my life keeping those fanciful numpties in their jobs.

edit. Woo to the image. How rude of me.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)
#
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/Actually and Architectural Technologist, thankfully, and has no ambition to become an Architect
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# erm, mumble mumble
present company excepted etcetera. You know it's true. I'm a builder ffs. Architects dream it, draughtsmen rough it. I get the plans and then fix the fucking thing so it's no longer something implausible from metropolis.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:29, archived)
# I take your point to a certain degree
I make things 'work' technically, it's what I'm trained for. I also branched out to do the whole scheme thing as well, so in reality, I do about 90% of a full architect's work.
Agreed not all Architects are technically minded for sitework, but then again,
not all Builders know how to read drawings properly, or know one end of a material from another,
or know how to pick up the phone to ask a simple question to sort the problem out and insist on calling a halt to all
work until someone comes out to spend probably 5 mins on site at most pointing out how the builder can scratch his own arse before work will commence again.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Don't worry,
I know there are some good ones out there like my mate Nick in Athens. He's a friend of Dan Liebeskind ( who is not a good one ). My dad and I built the Lowry footbridge. It's still the best looking thing in the area and that includes the Lowry centre and the imperial war museum. That Leibeskind loves a shiny warehouse.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:08, archived)
# hahaha, swings and roundabouts really I guess.
I do some freelance lecturing at a local College, teaching building design, and technology to an
assorted bunch of builders, architects, surveyors etc in the same group.
I find encouraging communication in the groups may better help the situation in later years, fingers crossed :)

I always end up stressing that they'll learn about 5% of what they need from the idiots (inc. me) teaching them at the front of the class, and the other 95% from talking with each other and discussing problems/experience etc etc

I'll have to email you some .pdfs of my plans sometime for your critical analysis ;)
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:11, archived)
# by all means my friend
I'll send you some home made porn back.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)
# as long as you can handle critical analysis....
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# hey, if she can barely
handle it with two hands I'll take my chances ;) You might upset me if you critisise my lighting though. Or my boomchakawahwah soundtrack ;)
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)
# hahahaha
If you come out with "I've come to fix your plumbing" it'll be perfect
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# damn. I'll
have to cultivate a Dutch tash and talk her into another movie.


enquiries[AT]gamebox[DOT]net if you seriously want to show me your shit. I'd be honoured to look.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:25, archived)
# and architect?
what choo talking bout phallus?

[edit] you dirty double ninja!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:30, archived)
# haha!
I'm startnig to get this compo now.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:30, archived)