This took far longer
than I thought it would.


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EDIT : Like all great things, this one has undergone some evolution ;-)

From the Creationism challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)

Hahaha
And why are you scared of Pedantichrist?
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:50, archived)

He's fwuffy'n'snukkems really!

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:54, archived)

haha, this.
He's just a fluffy bully when you get to know him.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:54, archived)

Pot/kettle
;)
( Mstandot, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)

oh no. I'm a right angry
violent cunt and not at all fluffy whether you bother to get to know me or not. I just have to keep taking the medication.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)

I am only joking.
You are the king of fluff*


* ish
( Mstandot, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:03, archived)

I love him

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)

i got him pregnant
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)

YOU BASTWANK!

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)

calm yourself
or you'll drop the doritos. glad to see there's a sexy female b3tan with snacks in her mouth. was getting bored of playing knob touch
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)

I know
was a bit of a sausage fest for a while there
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)

Should I find a snack
or will it revolt people and devalue the whole thing?
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)

it would totally sex me up

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:01, archived)

Find a snack quickly
I'm about to go out
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:02, archived)

Bring forth the chipolata!

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:02, archived)

The former, of course!

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)

haha. Be sensible girl.
I'm in there now ( even if the bastard got my name wrong ) so all is deemed sexy in comparison. Besides, you have bigger tits than me. Just.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:10, archived)

Yeah you owe me child support Dad.

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)

what?
i did it twice?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)

ha, not really scared
I've sent him a message anyway :-)

was just something he wrote in reply to one of my compo entries. Nothing bad, just made me stop and think "hmmmm, how the hell does he know that?". S'all good :-)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)

Nicely!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:50, archived)

if I could be bothered i'd to a 9 months later.
some knocked up chav with 8 kids.

but can't be arsed
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!
"And if you believe this shit you probably believe that 'the infected' weren't zombies."

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)

Brill!
has anyone seen the sequel? 28 months? or is it weeks?
( Mstandot, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)

weeks
I wasn't too impressed at all
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)

Where will it all end?

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:54, archived)

Aparrently the second one is actually the 3rd one or something
and oh its all so confusing
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)

Nicely done
Is this going to be Mel Gibson's next film?
(Helios, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:54, archived)

Arf!
That's cracking!
( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)

Very good!
I logged on expecting to see some Barrymore on the front page though - and was sorely disappointed. Maybe I should stop using B3ta as my source of news.
( Collatallie Sisters, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)

very good work!
I'll just slip my lazy entry in here (oo-er):

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)

arf
I likes it
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:03, archived)