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from an ikea instruction manual, many years ago:
'when assembling this wardrobe, it is convenient to become two people'
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fross Read your email on,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:38,
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conjoined twins ftw!
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mugatu,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:38,
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hahaha
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:38,
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I'd love to be two people.
I could finally solve the riddle of how good in bed I actually am.
PLUS it'd be excellent for freaking out manwife.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40,
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good idea
I could give myself a damn good bumming too.
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mugatu,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:41,
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well, while you're waiting...
*bums*
*damned well*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42,
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you know what...
... that's not the first thing I'd do to myself to be honest
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43,
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Blow job?
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Pachey,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44,
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ta
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mugatu,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45,
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I thought you had work to do?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46,
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rim job?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46,
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no thanks
i've just done a tremendous shit
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48,
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ok then.
rover! you can go back to your kennel
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50,
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*looks around*
*sees no dog*
who's rover?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:53,
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my elephant seal.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:54,
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DOUBLEFIST
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:47,
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*winces*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48,
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*arouses*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42,
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you could, you know, ask
or does the ballgag prevent that? ;)
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fross Read your email on,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44,
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I've told people they're much better in bed than I really thought they were.
Who's to say everyone's not done that to me?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48,
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everyone's been to bed with you?
how did i miss this?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50,
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I am Annabel Chung.
Someone give me a fiver.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56,
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Over
Rohypnolled.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:00,
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Ha ha
*saves for future instruction pamphlet shop*
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Pachey,
Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40,
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