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[challenge entry] This is my depiction of The Holy Master


please don't befowl my beliefs

From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:13, archived)
# That is absolutely shit,
I demand you sacrifice yourself you bollockmonkey.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:15, archived)
# OK I will sacrifice myself
To the horned master, oh the Great one
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Ignore me, I'm drunk
I'm sure it's a potent metaphor for the human condition, I just can't see it right now.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:23, archived)
# 'tis the Stella that creates my holy visions
such as the graphical shite you see above
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Well I'd had 13 shots by 6pm
and the exam wasn't even supposed to have finished by then...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:26, archived)
# pass/pass out
- it's all the same
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
# i sorry what?..
i couldnt hear you over the seams and text
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:17, archived)
# and shit, so steaming it's loud
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:17, archived)
# sniffs*
cor crikey mate you just guffed?

how comes noone uses the word guff anymore?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)
#
because we're over the age of 11 I think.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)
# aww im 24 and guff is still great
so what word do you use then?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Do denote someone has let go some bowel gas?
I would say,

"Who has let some vile gaseous substance escape from the vile reaches of their lower intestine?2
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
# translation: "oi ya fat......
bastard, you dropped your guts?"
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:34, archived)
# "ooooaaaaaaargh,
who done that? It fuckin' stinks you cunt!"
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:40, archived)
# threadjack
i'm completely shit at drawing
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Its quite good actually :)
Way better than i could do.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Yes, you are.
But whoever drew that Kermit is pretty good.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:20, archived)
# *bows*
*takes credit*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:21, archived)
# *worships*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)