This is my depiction of The Holy Master


please don't befowl my beliefs

From the Creationism challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

(ady909, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:13, archived)

That is absolutely shit,
I demand you sacrifice yourself you bollockmonkey.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:15, archived)

OK I will sacrifice myself
To the horned master, oh the Great one
(ady909, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)

Ignore me, I'm drunk
I'm sure it's a potent metaphor for the human condition, I just can't see it right now.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:23, archived)

'tis the Stella that creates my holy visions
such as the graphical shite you see above
(ady909, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:25, archived)

Well I'd had 13 shots by 6pm
and the exam wasn't even supposed to have finished by then...
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:26, archived)

pass/pass out
- it's all the same
(ady909, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)

i sorry what?..
i couldnt hear you over the seams and text
( hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:17, archived)

and shit, so steaming it's loud

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:17, archived)

sniffs*
cor crikey mate you just guffed?

how comes noone uses the word guff anymore?
( hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)

because we're over the age of 11 I think.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)

aww im 24 and guff is still great
so what word do you use then?
( hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:29, archived)

Do denote someone has let go some bowel gas?
I would say,

"Who has let some vile gaseous substance escape from the vile reaches of their lower intestine?2
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)

translation: "oi ya fat......
bastard, you dropped your guts?"
( hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:34, archived)

"ooooaaaaaaargh,
who done that? It fuckin' stinks you cunt!"
(ady909, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:40, archived)

threadjack
i'm completely shit at drawing

(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:18, archived)

Its quite good actually :)
Way better than i could do.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:20, archived)

Yes, you are.
But whoever drew that Kermit is pretty good.
( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:20, archived)

*bows*
*takes credit*
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:21, archived)

*worships*

( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)

:D

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)