its a decent sizedby decent sized I mean I gave the midwife a shock.
My dad tells this story to every single one of my girlfriends.
(My dad tells this story to every single one of my girlfriends.
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:48,
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I came out bottom first.It's lucky I was born when I was a baby, I've got a huge arse now.
I really am quite tired and stoned, you must forgive me if I'm talking absolute knackers. You can tell I'm tired because I'm more eloquent than normal, which is a very strange experience. I was deliberately tired for my English GCSE exams.
Shut up Fae.
(I really am quite tired and stoned, you must forgive me if I'm talking absolute knackers. You can tell I'm tired because I'm more eloquent than normal, which is a very strange experience. I was deliberately tired for my English GCSE exams.
Shut up Fae.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:50,
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