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# Quick one before bed

My good friend Zoë
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Her eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
# not again
Edit: hows the sprog doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)
# So-so
Find out more tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Send my best to your better half
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Senor!
Have you thought of a name for your new personlet? How's your wifey doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Jim's fine and dandy and yes
name is sorted now, cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:40, archived)
# *claps* oh that's brilliant.
You know, I think you've inspired a totally sarcasm-free moment from me.

Is this how Mother Theresa felt?

I'm frightened.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:41, archived)
# she felt leathery
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:41, archived)
# How much feeling went on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:44, archived)
# only a little
and by a little I mean loads
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:45, archived)
# I dread to think how big you tell people your penis is.
If you do such a thing.

If I had one I think I'd be obsessed with it, and talk about it at every opportunity. As it stands I don't have one, so must consign myself to talking about others.

Hence this entire post.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)
# its a decent sized
by decent sized I mean I gave the midwife a shock.

My dad tells this story to every single one of my girlfriends.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)
# I came out bottom first.
It's lucky I was born when I was a baby, I've got a huge arse now.

I really am quite tired and stoned, you must forgive me if I'm talking absolute knackers. You can tell I'm tired because I'm more eloquent than normal, which is a very strange experience. I was deliberately tired for my English GCSE exams.

Shut up Fae.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:50, archived)
# She was kind of bony but loose,
like keys in chicken skin.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:42, archived)
# That's a brilliant, if a touch vomit inducing simile.
God I'm so bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:43, archived)
# hmm
nice
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:33, archived)
# gracias
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Good cheekbone definition
.
(ady909, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Cheers, But I think thats more down to her genes than my doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Oh yeah.
still, good pic
(ady909, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:36, archived)
# why
did i read that as 'dong'?
Bad hoodles *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Because you are constantly thinking of my Dong
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:42, archived)
# well yes thats true
but there is no need to be so direct about it
i just like you is all
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:51, archived)
# she looks very pretty
nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:36, archived)
# She is
thankee
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:37, archived)
# ah, just the man
i was wondering if it's okay to use comic dave's head to put on a 'The Scream' picture

i mean, i've already drawn it, but i wanted to have your permission before i use it in my art project and/or put it on b3ta

(it has you, screaming, with the speach bubble "How do they read our minds!?")
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Of course you can mate
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:37, archived)
# thanks
i should have it all done by monday anyway (birthday weekend + friends over = beer)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:39, archived)
# ooh well incase I don't see you have an early happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:39, archived)
# late
it finished 48 minutes ago
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Farck
well have a late happy Birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)
# danke
ich bin funfzehn jahre alt
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:50, archived)
# 15 year old b3tans.
You're going to be like Peter Sutcliffe by the time you're my age.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Hello Zoe
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:00, archived)
# she waves
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Hello wavey type person
Hello Dave too
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:05, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:07, archived)