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# I don't know how it works, but it does
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# this wins the internet
forever


(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Helena didn't w00
what a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# I got off with her then never called
she's just bitter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)
# *phones the chinese factory*
*gets 50,000 made*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# I'd never wank again.
Fact.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# i might
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# can we watch?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# lizard?
- what do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# rhythm is gonna get ya...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:08, archived)
# I'd have to ask
'The stranger'...
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# 50,000 Chinese?
are you hiring a private army?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# That is..
'Mazing!
& nighty niight!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# YAT
I mean YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# WOO YAY
I mean YAT WOOT
(I helped save b3ta! calico, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# REQUIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Haha.
Brilliance yet again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Woo Yay Hoopla
Clickworthy stuff sir Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Is that
Peter Snow? Or Jon Snow?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# It's both of them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# The famous Jon W Peterson?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# ooh hurray
This is good. Very good.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# hedgehog combat?
woo.

what should I eat for dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# egg and chips
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I like that idea
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# ketchup is optional
*edit - emeregency nudity for 23,000th post
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)
# happy 23, 000 messages!!!!!!!!!
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)
# cripes
it was as well

I haven't looked since my 20,000th
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# fuck
i'm eagle-eyed tonight eh? Good post for you're 23 thousand!
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# naked toast added to restore balance to the force
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# give me back my
' and e, you harlet.

: |
(juanito, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# crikey, congrats
I'm only a few off 25,000 :S
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# congrats, Mr No-Life ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)
# *eagerly awaits 200th post*
congratumalations!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# my cock?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# that is barely
an h'or deurve
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:10, archived)
# and you are barely a whore
but you do your best
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:11, archived)
# omg
i'd surrender top of the front page to this gladly :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# cunting tops
stick it up your arse/baz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# if there was an "(i like this!)x10" button i'd click it now
awesome
(jonjonjon, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Tippetty top stuff
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# yaaaay I wants them!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# meh, you never even play with your pitbulls anymore
i'm not buying more fighting pets this year
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)
# superb
stuff!
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# nice stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:08, archived)
# His Grandfather has an unfair advantage on the controller..... Parkinsons.
you know how woo that is, you talented git ;) so you don't need me telling you as well :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:08, archived)
# *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# ah yes, the old Michael Parkinsons cheat code
Up, Up, Down, Up, Up, smash the controller in to your opponents face until they submit.

Textbook
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:10, archived)
# I think you'll find it's:
Up, Up, Down, The Great Muhammed Ali, Up, Left, Yorkshire Cricket, Down, Down, Billy Connolly, Up, Right, Left, Frank Sinatra, Left
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)
# robbie bloody williams
combo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Finish Him with the Jamie Cullum death strike!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Or the Joss Stone Creeping Annihiliation
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# you fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)
# of course, if you try to do both at once you end up doing the James Blunt Darwin Award Suicide
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# I still desperately want to see ther clip
where Bruce Forsyth takes him down a peg or seven
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)
# No.
Up, West, West, South, West, Say to Thorin "Carry Me", Say to Thorin "Go Window", North, North, North, Wait, Get Ring, Up, Up, Up
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Have you played Status Quo Dance Revolution?
Special Move: Down, Down, Deeper, and Down


*gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# that
was a down right awful joke. luckily i love bad jokes.
(jonjonjon, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)
# wow
I'll gladly wake up tomorrow knowing this will be on the frontpage! Goodnight!
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# fantabulous
*clicks*

woo
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# that is quite simply
amazing
(The Director of Directing, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Fuck me backwards
Teh utter bestness.

*clockity click*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# I wish I had a battling hedgehog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# ....WOW!
*click*
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:26, archived)
# this makes me
all hot under the COLLAR.
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Cream of Trousers
Thats a bit special innit
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
#
idea *tick*
execution *tick*
i like this *tick*
(hinch schmooo, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# *makes the effort to unlurk*
that is simply fantabulous with shiny knobs of brilliance on :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Thats awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Thats top quality Woo Yaynes.
Hope there in the shops for chrimbo.
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:04, archived)
# teh FP gang must be sleeping!
it works...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 7:01, archived)
# and he does it again.
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# why is this not on the front page?
???
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# that is brill and woo, that is!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# nicely
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# you had your amazification tablets I see
i love it!
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFT!!!!
Best thing on teh internets EVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Smoother...
than the cream in a twinky. Word up.
(Mazrim, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# That's brilliant, PLUS it made me grin like a loon, PLUS it made me go "IWANTONE!",
PLUS it made me click 'I like this.'

Quadruple result, quadruple woo!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# WOOOOO to teh powah of infinity!
Fuck the Front Page, this deserves an entire webpage solely dedicated to it!

W/Y/H/P/*clicky*!! Top stuffs Mr. Toast! :D

/exclamation-point-crazy blog!!!!one111eleven
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:25, archived)
# That is in the top 5* of best things i've ever seen on b3ta.
WOO!


*Possibly 3
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Good lord, is that...
Peter Snow?!

Can just imagine him with it on Tomorrows World.
(pedanticnazi#10389561, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# waking up this morning
and looking at this again.. it is STILL the best thing ever
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
#
possibly the ultimate B3TA post
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# You win the internets.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# cute
:)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)