This doesn't look like
the sort of thing you'd see on a real computer.
( Afinkawan, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 22:11, archived)

Style over substance, that's me
Although it does me grand for my Flash work with its widescreen and its souped-up RAM and its shiny, shiny buttons
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 22:14, archived)

That's presumably
why they can't afford to stick a second button on the mouse?
( Afinkawan, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)

But, but
The ALT key!

Edit: nah, I admit the non-right-clickiness is a pain in the balls, mostly just for Interwebs though
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)