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[challenge entry] Not so much a computer error....
....more the reason they never caught Neo.

May I introduce..Agent Search Puppy.



From the Computer Errors challenge. See all 396 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# this made me do a right chortle!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Well clean it up straight away, you dirty girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# nice picture
no need to Image Challeneg it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Challeneg!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# that too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I may have to invent a cartoon horse called Challeneg.
And his wife, Challenag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I would have thought a cartoon Afro-Caribbean...
Disclaimer: I am not racist, I merely thought the above comment was funny.



...ok, so maybe that makes me racist.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# No it doesn't.
Do you hate black people?

Exactly.

I make those kinds of jokes, if only to draw attention to the fact that racism is funny as it's so shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I still get righteously angry
when I hear about "Black swimming groups" and the like.

If I set up a "White swimming group" I'd be fucking sentenced to prison I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I have problems with all exclusionary groups.
I refused to work on the race for life campaign because of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Where do they have black swimming groups?
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# London apparently.
There are swimming groups which have been set up exclusively for underpriveleged black families.

Try setting one up for underpriveleged white families only and see what happens. Not that I advocate either stance, I should confirm.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Don't you appreciate that black people still don't have the same opportunities as white people
in this country?

They still face discrimination.
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I totally appreciate that fact.
But I think that setting up groups which exclude white people makes things even worse, because it antagonises whites and also segregates them even further than they already are.
If you want to make whites and blacks live together, in peace, then let them carry out activities together. Fuck all point in separating them and making the whole situation two-sided again.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I was told I couldn't join a gospel choir because I'm white.
I call that discrimination too.

Sorry, but I've been discriminated against for other reasons, but I would never dream of doing it myself because I know what it feels like-.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I should think that is illegal
Under the Race Relations Act.
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I should think so too.
Doesn't stop it happening.

And if that's illegal, why aren't all the other colour specific clubs illegal?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Just because they are 'for' a specific group doesn't mean entrance is banned to those of other colours/genders/cultures
It's just that they don't tend to join as they don't have first hand experience of similar issues.

(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# at the swimming pool?
/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Office lol
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Champino the Wondre Hores!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Nihghe!
*whinnyse*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I'll get ...you now.....Mr...Paperclip

arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Haha!
'How do intend to edit the file if you cannot... find.. it...?'
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Slight alteration

Hmmm.. Missing something...

I gave him a pair of (crappily-drawn) Agent Sunglasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)