Mildly relevant compo entry


From the Computer Errors challenge. See all 409 entries (closed)

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)

computers and the internet are for porn.
everything else they do is merely to distract your girlfriend
( mictoboy, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)

thus spake Zarathustra

( Mushroom, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)

*converts*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)

thus spake ZARDOZ!
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)

You are assuming the gf
doesn't use it for porn herself
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)

exactly.
it's what we do.
( rizDC is actually in DC, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)

SHHH!
Or the game will be up!
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:02, archived)

I think
this song sums it up

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtiGd58J0bY
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)

I disagree
You can buy things. Like pants and DVDs and sex swings and wives.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)

Like books
And clothes
And porn
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)

Buy porn??!??1
*shakes head and points at my post below*
(spartacus_mills, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)

What were you saying about photos of your band?

(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)

That there were some taken yesterday- as of yet I'm still waiting to be sent the damn things (not my camera)

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)

Oh right
I will have photos of me by Tuesday, in my goth fairy outfit.

It looks more 'eccentric bag lady' than 'goth fairy' though. :(
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)

:D
I'm sure you look lovely!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)

I'd use
puretna, wait an hour and then watch a top quality bongo flick.
(spartacus_mills, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)

wait an hour?!
I could have exploded by then. Or had to use my imagination.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)

Yay for tenuous compo/computer related posts!

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)

haha

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)

Somewhat related
Anyone play the Wargames playstation game? It was rather good. WOPR's flying machine combined with flare guided airstrikes dominated completely.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)

I cannot see this image.

Should I be concerned?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)

but it does me good like it bloody well should

(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)

how does a 'Massive Wank' differ from a regular or 'Garden Variety Wank'?

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)

It's bigger

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)