Roaful!
From the Computer Errors challenge. See all 396 entries (closed)
( , Sat 23 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
From the Computer Errors challenge. See all 396 entries (closed)
( , Sat 23 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
AND I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND HOW PAINFUL IT IS FOR ME TO HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY RIGHT NOW.
I CAN BARELY MOVE MY PINKY FINGER.
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Sat 23 Jun 2007, 17:40,
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HAVE YOU BEEN
EXCEEDING THE GOVERNMENT SAID DAILY AMOUNT OF PINKY SHIFT KEYING? IT IS DANGEROUS TO DO SO!
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Sat 23 Jun 2007, 17:49,
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING, USING THE SHIFT KEY IS A SIGN OF A MAN'S TRUE MIGHT.
THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME THAT THEY GOT ME IN AT THE DIAMOND MINES.
I DRILLED A HOLE ALMOST TO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH USING NOUGHT BUT MY MIGHTY MIGHTY PINKIES.
WE PULLED OUT A DIAMOND LARGER THAN MY HEAD. WHEN IT CAME TIME FOR THE AWARD CEREMONY, I SHATTERED THE DIAMOND WITH MY LEFT PINKIE, TO PROVE A POINT.
IT IS MY RIGHT PINKIE THAT IS INJURED RIGHT NOW.
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Sat 23 Jun 2007, 17:54,
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I DRILLED A HOLE ALMOST TO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH USING NOUGHT BUT MY MIGHTY MIGHTY PINKIES.
WE PULLED OUT A DIAMOND LARGER THAN MY HEAD. WHEN IT CAME TIME FOR THE AWARD CEREMONY, I SHATTERED THE DIAMOND WITH MY LEFT PINKIE, TO PROVE A POINT.
IT IS MY RIGHT PINKIE THAT IS INJURED RIGHT NOW.