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# THERE IS NO SUCH THING, USING THE SHIFT KEY IS A SIGN OF A MAN'S TRUE MIGHT.
THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME THAT THEY GOT ME IN AT THE DIAMOND MINES.

I DRILLED A HOLE ALMOST TO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH USING NOUGHT BUT MY MIGHTY MIGHTY PINKIES.

WE PULLED OUT A DIAMOND LARGER THAN MY HEAD. WHEN IT CAME TIME FOR THE AWARD CEREMONY, I SHATTERED THE DIAMOND WITH MY LEFT PINKIE, TO PROVE A POINT.

IT IS MY RIGHT PINKIE THAT IS INJURED RIGHT NOW.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)