Aren't I Original?


From the Computer Errors challenge. See all 409 entries (closed)

( DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)

Is there no door option?

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)

MacGuyver doesnt use doors.
Doors are for the weak.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)

You are locked in a burning room
Thilly :P
( petehix Board Sig:, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:02, archived)

Said nothing about not having the key
thilly.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)

True
That is a penknife, presumabley attatched to the key.
( petehix Board Sig:, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)

A fire exit would work fine for me!

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:10, archived)

An exit made of fire would be better.

( petehix Board Sig:, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:11, archived)

ern
no it wouldn't
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)

Lies
You know it would
Go on
Haha, imagine this scene:
"Uhmmm, Johnson, I don't think the fire-door you got for the office is very good"
"It's great!"
"It's on fire, and I'm pretty sure it's setting everything else on fire."

/scene
( petehix Board Sig:, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)

But if it were a door of fire, it couldn't still be there
It would have disappeared ages ago out the fire escape.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:16, archived)

:O I had to read that twice
Very clever.
( petehix Board Sig:, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:17, archived)

Yes
That's why my court appointed psychiatrist says too.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)

Should phone "911"
because he's american, and thats what they do.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)

( mediocre I am not strange, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:05, archived)

i wanted a pair of those oakley glasses... then i saw someone with some and realised what a retard they make you look like...
luckily i'm not dull enough to spend £200 on sunglasses!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)

not 9/11....
nine one one. The fire people.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)

11th day of the 9th month
119 - stupid americans
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:09, archived)

agree.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)

ooh ooh!
stick the chewing gum to the aerosolcan spray bit
then stick the string the the chewing gum by an end
then spray the aerosol can making a big balloon
and then light the other end of the string and stick the ballon to the door!
Do i win?

I said: "Do i win?"
( petehix Board Sig:, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)

where's the clipboard option?

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)

you use the light bulb filament to pick the lock
that's what he did once
( rollingcabbage, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 22:03, archived)