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# Got to be my favourite Brannigan line
Or:

'Perhaps a hard spanking is in order?'

'TOO HARD!'
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
#
In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# :D
"In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces"
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# ha ha ha b3tan!
"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's law,
I just enforce it!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# a classic move stright out of Sun Tzu's Art of War
or my own masterwork - Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Fresh from a bloody triumph
over the pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Have the boy lay out my formal shorts
"The Boy", sir?

You, Kiff, you lay out my formal shorts.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# "I had snoo snoo"
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I have a very... SEXY learning disorder.
What do I call it, Kiff?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Sexlexia
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)