When you spend too much time on the computer...


From the Computer Errors challenge. See all 409 entries (closed)

(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)

I've got one of those
it's called "the jollytron 9000"


( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)

Did you know
you can do gif transparency in PowerPoint?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)

Did YOU know
that a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Thats is 153% true of the fact.
( Hamster Trippin', Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)

oink, oink.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

I'm not coming near you
I might get a nasty rash-er

:)
( Hamster Trippin', Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)

so it only lasts 20 mins?

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)

45.9 minutes

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)

number numbers numbers

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)

I may have slightly overstressed
quite how true this FACT is.
( Hamster Trippin', Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)

*bets Micto does*
Not have 30 minute orgasms, but knew that.

well, he might.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)

We should time him
To determine once and for all whether he is man or pig.
( Hamster Trippin', Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)

I think Mictogirl might get upset.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)

I'm not touching anything apart from the stopwatch
:P
( Hamster Trippin', Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)

*waves camera*
Well that's my hands sorted then
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)

no
but I don't have power point so like y'know
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)

fairly do's
just sayin'


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)

Whats with the VOTE SAXON Icons
I mean, I get the Doctor Who connection and all that, (John Simms rules)but whats the siginificance here?
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)

KAREN YOUR COMPUTER WIFE!
You are Plankton

AICMFP
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)

ha ha ha

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)

bit premature for my likings.

( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)

Lower...


Lower...
( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)

Too low!

(spartacus_mills, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)

Lower..

(spartacus_mills, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)

*licks ankle*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)

Got to be my favourite Brannigan line
Or:

"Perhaps a hard spanking is in order?"

"TOO HARD!"
( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)

In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)

:D
"In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces"
(spartacus_mills, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)

ha ha ha b3tan!
"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)

hahaha!

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)

I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies

( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)

I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's law,
I just enforce it!
( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)

a classic move stright out of Sun Tzu's Art of War
or my own masterwork - Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)

Fresh from a bloody triumph
over the pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula
(spartacus_mills, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)

Have the boy lay out my formal shorts
"The Boy", sir?

You, Kiff, you lay out my formal shorts.
( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)

"I had snoo snoo"

( Hamster Trippin', Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

I have a very... SEXY learning disorder.
What do I call it, Kiff?
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)

Sexlexia

( Hamster Trippin', Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)

90 seconds?
you stud muffin.

i'd have dont it 3 times by then.

including post coital fag.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)

3 times?
boaster
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)

or other luxury biscuit

( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)

luxury soggy
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

phwoar
i have the 'orn now
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)

So what else is new,
you priapismic love beast?
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)

isn't it
priapic?
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)

"priapic"
means (overly) concerned with masculinity and male sexuality, whereas "priapismic" describes continuous, usually nonsexual erection of the penis. And Spacefish's pants.

Kind of thing
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)

i'm never short of a coat hook

( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)