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[challenge entry] When you spend too much time on the computer...

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(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I've got one of those
it's called "the jollytron 9000"

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Did you know
you can do gif transparency in PowerPoint?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Did YOU know
that a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Thats is 153% true of the fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
#
oink, oink.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I'm not coming near you
I might get a nasty rash-er

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# so it only lasts 20 mins?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# 45.9 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# number numbers numbers
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I may have slightly overstressed
quite how true this FACT is.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# *bets Micto does*
Not have 30 minute orgasms, but knew that.

well, he might.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# We should time him
To determine once and for all whether he is man or pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I think Mictogirl might get upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I'm not touching anything apart from the stopwatch
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# *waves camera*
Well that's my hands sorted then
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# no
but I don't have power point so like y'know
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# fairly do's
just sayin'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Whats with the VOTE SAXON Icons
I mean, I get the Doctor Who connection and all that, (John Simms rules)but whats the siginificance here?
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# KAREN YOUR COMPUTER WIFE!
You are Plankton

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# bit premature for my likings.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Lower...


Lower...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Too low!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Lower..
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *licks ankle*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Got to be my favourite Brannigan line
Or:

"Perhaps a hard spanking is in order?"

"TOO HARD!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
#
In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# :D
"In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces"
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# ha ha ha b3tan!
"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's law,
I just enforce it!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# a classic move stright out of Sun Tzu's Art of War
or my own masterwork - Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Fresh from a bloody triumph
over the pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Have the boy lay out my formal shorts
"The Boy", sir?

You, Kiff, you lay out my formal shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# "I had snoo snoo"
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I have a very... SEXY learning disorder.
What do I call it, Kiff?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Sexlexia
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# 90 seconds?
you stud muffin.

i'd have dont it 3 times by then.

including post coital fag.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# 3 times?
boaster
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# or other luxury biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
#
luxury soggy
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# phwoar
i have the 'orn now
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# So what else is new,
you priapismic love beast?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# isn't it
priapic?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# "priapic"
means (overly) concerned with masculinity and male sexuality, whereas "priapismic" describes continuous, usually nonsexual erection of the penis. And Spacefish's pants.

Kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# i'm never short of a coat hook
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)