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# Oh the puerility!

I edited the tits, but left the cocks. Strange how the world works.
Clank for big uncensored wizards!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# *giggle*
you're a loon
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Arise Sir Hatstand
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# eh?
Y'what?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# HOLY CRAP
That is SHITE
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# SHHH!
edit to say it's crap . . . Irongirl made it . . . C];0)

yes it is


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# top millinist
and number one AMcD fan
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# LA LA LA LAAAA
not listening . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# hahahah
I read it as "winnet biscuits"!!
(r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# nice one
reminds me of my incurable deep psychological torment...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# sit down and tell me all about it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Egg yolks in the eyes is how I'm doin em
MCs smoke crack, I smoke aluminum!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *leaves notepad on chair arm and wanders off to make a cup of lithium*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
#
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager's still blowing up
Today I didnt even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *resumes not listening*
hmm?

and tell me about your cat
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# its breath smells like cat food
and I fancy it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Cor!
2 sugars please!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# is being a clinical psychologist / psychotherapist well paid?
I've always fancied it as a line of work
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
*adores*

(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
#
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# oooh sulking
sulking as though from incurable deep psychological torment?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# yes!
exactly that!

i have paranoid delusions and abandonment issues
does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# *tears off clothes*
me too! I'm damaged too! Let's rut like stoats!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# stoats?
stoats!
how dare you!

oh dear, we appear to be naked and rutting anyway
ah well
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# *sets up camera and recording equipment*
Ok....and action
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# TOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# haha
I love stoats that gloat about their toats!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# you might want to try
nonopergonophobia: fear of losing your fantistically impressive beard... although why I'm helping you I'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
#
loosing

i do have paruresis though if that's any good
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Oh. My. GHOD!!!!!!
How much do I want to meet a bloke with that?!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# a wee tiny bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# that's not wee
and it's not just a bit either!

;)

*goes to google local nonopergonophobia support groups*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Fucking hell I have that!
Me
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# that is exceedingly impressive
and I think you may have found the perfect website for a certain twisted strumpet wot resides around here... she'll not be speaking to anyone for ages now
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# basically this^
later y'all!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# haha
just the words were enough to make me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Thank ye.
It's a phrase I popped out with during an INTENSE iSketch outing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# well it certainly
won't get nicked by Nuts then.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# I've sent it to the Catholic Herald
tagged as Pope John XI
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# i wonder why the pope likes cats so much
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# You are peculiar
I like that!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Well, if they were Catholic Cocks,
They wouldn't (necessarily) have been circumcised.

fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Unless there was a medical reason
They may all have suffered from phimosis
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
#
Stoneybridge
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Will that require sound?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I shall check it out when I get home then
As I have none here
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# What is your job?
I know it's medical.
(Pachey, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Not medical at all these days
I just absorb medical terminology like a sponge
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# that's your job?
interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Yes, I am a Terminology Sponge
It pays well
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# do you wear square pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# And live in a pineapple under the sea
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Say hi to Gary for me!
* meow *
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Yes, if one had Psimosis...
one would definitely be suffering.

But it's nothing a little stretching from repeated usage wouldn't take care of. Any former boy virgin would tell you that.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha
That goes in the special drawer!

*pushes stack of JJ porn out of the way*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *intercepts*
Hello The Neville

Did you see this nonsense yesterday?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Hurrah!
Make more sense, little train!

I like that! I want a crossing! Want!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Then I shall start a campaign!
Oi! you lot! Give The Neville a crossing!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# *digs out Big Country's debut album*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# gah
I thought I'd buried every last one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# There is a "Neville's Cross"
already

some mens chopped each other up on some historical occasion hundreds of years ago

what naughty mens :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# shouldn't there be some kind of cloud around those cocks?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Hhmm. Good point.
Maybe a light mist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# every
sperm is sacred, but the wizard isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# ACE!
state of that cock under the wine and biscuits one!

o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# It's an attempt
at a catholic fish sign symbol thing. But like all fish, it's hard to get the balls in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Clever. I thought it was just an impossibly kinky cock with rather shrivelled nads.
I'm sure I've said that before sometime .....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# he is my new favourite wizard

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)