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# zoo magazine's latest faeces

full screen a wee bit later 132k

and again a bit later i had another go with a new one but the images got horribly re sized/cropped so it didn't work as well
and another go but with appalling levels of fail, by now zoo had rumbled me and closed six of my 'accounts'.
www.b3ta.com/board/7368964
if at first...
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# lolzees
you should've done the text in reverse order though.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# i know i got confused with the images
but ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# *pffft*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# I doesn't understand.
:-(

Edit- I appear to be a numpty. Sorry GSTQ- well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Oh dear.

Would you like some patronising explanations?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *head on desk*
I'm shattered, full of hayfever and tonight I have to deal with manwifes mum and brother, his dad and his new fiance turning up to my house in one fell swoop, then make him birthday dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# His dad's finance?

8.5%apr?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# You'd be lucky, he's a freelance graphic designer.
I don't think he's aware of money.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Then the patronising manner would help soothe your agonies.


"There there now, dear. Don't worry. A nice chap has just gone and posted sections of a photo of the Quo onto the front page of the Zoo website, making a Quo mosaic."
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# *bats eyelashes*
Oh I wouldn't know about all that, kind sir, for I am only a weak and feeble woman. Would you like to talk about embroidery?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# hmmm...
A Quosaic... shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# teh quo?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I was confused!
Sorry, I'm mightily knackered today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Took me a while
I spend so much time on B3ta that things like teh quo & CDCs seem a normal part of life, so they dont stand out.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# TEH QUO!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Nor me....
Can't view that shite site from work :(
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# It looks like this
Edit: It's just up there, and the one here was massive
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# it's ok my sweet
i completely ballsed up with the text as user names thing, in the excitement i got all confused. it should read, status quo we love the web.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Aha!
No, It was just me missing the massive Quo- I am a silly wee captain today (I blame general lack of sleep for the past two years).

Tis very woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# arftastic


quoweekly!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# [Mighty Fine Pwnage!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I had that sig a coupla months ago!!!!!!!!!!!!


OH YEEEEEEEEAAAAHH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Arf!
The mooooon.... beeautifullll....
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# genius!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Excellent
hahahaha




took me a while though
Edit: that is to say it took me a while though while it was the link to the front page of the magazine, which I have a screenshot of
(I helped save b3ta! Beagle on smarties, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# you have won a prize
it's in the post

good pwnage.. although they will likely stick it in the mag and say they did it :)
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# hahahaha! brilliant!
*informs police about "web terrorism"*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# 10/10 for effort there
Have a click on me
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Oh well played!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Brilliant!
(bet they don't pay you a fee.)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# quick
someone do goatse
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *clicks*
I didn't understand it until I clicked the zoo link. I bow to you.
(catsfather, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# ~clicky~
Well done! That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! K1tt3n, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# how the hell does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# easy, open 6 or 7 user accounts
8 if you want the whole thing, upload bits of an image as your profile pic, trying to get them in the right order, i failed with the user names,
and bingo. job done.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# oh right
i'm glad you've got the commitment, i can't be arsed with all that!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)