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# awww
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)
# I'm told that to get a girl, you mustn't look desperate
and it helps if you look like you don't NEED a girlfriend.

Still, "I heartily enjoy a good wank" isn't working as well as I'd hoped as a chat up line.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# vodka
and lots of it.
works on me, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# So true.
Girls get all weird when you entice them into an affair, and then they find out you are not married, or a rich businessman dealing in olive oil.

Foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)