I declare right now to be clay o'clock!
So have this gnome:

And an as yet unpainted Italian plumber.


From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)

Fuck yes that is an awesome gnome
He looks so badass
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

They're wonderful!
Bottom one: Needs more obvious male genitalia
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

great minds and all that

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)

I'm thinking of taking a photo of my ringpiece and shopping it onto a navel orange
FP material for sure.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)

I was going to put my cock through a portrait of Barabara Streisand
and take a photo of the comedy nose.

See who gets the FP first!
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)

RACE YA

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

the disturbing thing is
I put "race you" at the bottom of my post and then deleted it before posting.

There clearly is some paranormal mental bond between us!
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)

Well I did say that you have identical handwriting to my mother!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)

needs more penis

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

that nose loooks like a cock!
link it

meh, too obvious


well made.
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)

Cor!

have you compo'd any of your boxheads yet?
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)

^This
I've seen them now, and although I feel shamed by your comparative excellence, I think it must be done.
( Sonic James Doom Of Orient Are... No, Wait That's Not Grammatically Correct doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)

Good suggestion!
They earned me a 13 at school anyway.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)

a 13?
What sort of nonsense school is that!
(grades go from 1 to 10 here)

;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)

We get our college grades in twenties
which turns receiving a 9 from victorious to humiliating :)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)

Ha ha I see

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

They're both rather excellent
Woo!
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)

hehehe! aceness

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)

i painted mario a bit for you

( mutated monty, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

hahaha!

( Mousing, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

Hahaha!
I'm afraid to touch those seams
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)

Hahahaha
*waits for the NSFW whinging to start*
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)

this^
how could that image ever be nsfw?
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)

:D

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)

Mutated Monty in "seamless" shocker hahaha
You see, THIS doesn't look like a cock at first glance

I think the unbuttoned jeans and red underpants give it away on the other one. "Doesn't look like a cock at first glance" - utter cack. When you've seen as many cocks as I have..etc..

*badumtish*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)

Hahahahaha

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)

oh joy!

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)

Very nice.
Have this even though it's not even nearly finished,

and this and this, and this and these. Except those last ones are some sort of playdoh stuff, not clay.
(Sticky Label, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)

*bows in awe*
My clay stuff is usually tiny out of fear that it'll fall apart/run out before it's finished.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

Use polymer clay
it's really tough. I made some cthulhu-related stuff out of normal clay a while back but the paint just chips off
(Sticky Label, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)

Been wanting to try that for a while
This china-style clay retains the paint pretty well, as long as I don't mind a matte finish.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)