Spelling reform rears its ugly head now and again
and there are many very sound but rather dull linguistical type reasons why it is a load of cock and won't work
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)

I think the main reason
is that it's a load of cock and won't work

:D
(discomeats Julie Moult has my cement!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)