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# To wish a friend good luck on his job interview tomorrow
I done gone and drawed him as a snail eating a lolly.

Clank for bigs and a splash of colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Good luck him!
I want a lolly now. But not that one.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# *finds lolly for you*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# ew
that's a really funny looking lolly! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# it's kind of pinky purple
and sticky.

and it's got a hole in it!




and the stick's thicker than the lolly!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# *checks for hidden camera in the toilet*

are you watching me?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# what does it taste like?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# cheese....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# i haven't tasted it
unlike wee benjy there
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# well if you've let him suck your lolly I'm not going to
that's unhygenic
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# it's ok!
i work in hospital!!
here, let me swab it with alcohol...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# oh no
he's never sucked my lolly!




shut up Benjy!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# sorry,
i couldn't fit your lolly AND your cock and nuts in!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# *eyes suspiciously*
I'm not sucking that!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# well it's not going to suck itself!

*penguins*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I prefer to bite, personally
Shall I?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# *bites hard*
Ooh! It has a red centre!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# ok stop now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# it oozes!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
#
oozes fires 30ft!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# you need to delve further for the creamy centre
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# well after the mace incident yesterday i expect nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# don't mention the bear

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# i mentioned it once
but i think i got away with it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# The sherbet dib-dab bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I once alluded to it
and I ended up in hospital!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# his glasses
are useless
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# They do nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# they make him look
sexyier

edit: ninjad
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# it's a very shit ninja
that comes back to tell you he was there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I seek only enlightenment
and fame and glory... not in that order
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# and riches
don't forget riches
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# all I need is a toke, a pack of smokes
and a fequent meal.. oh wait and a record deal, and a mansion, oh wait, and a shiny car ... NINJA SUPERSTAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# *buys matte black bling, and gold plated sword*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# or a very cocky one
"Hi, just letting you know I was here fucking about with your stuff.

Regards,
The Ninja"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# p.s. nice pants
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# p.p.s. Your milk is off and I ate your last poptart. Can you leave some cookies out next time?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# p.p.p.s:
dentists recommend that you change your toothbrush every 6 weeks! You're not fooling anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# damn him!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# 'lo weasel!
shall we minibash tomorrow and sort the 'stuff' out?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Sure, but how will we get twenty kilos of coke through Cosham town centre?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# take a number?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# dressed as mexican banditos
of course
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# cheesy triangular crisps?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Enchiladitos!
they make you wanna eat 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)