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# I don't today, but I may tomorrow
It depends, do you have an idea I can borrow?

I must admit I don't really take part
I haven't the skills and I haven't the heart...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# No, I have lack in the hummus department I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I try ever so hard to make my reply rhyme
And you don't notice at all- have you not got the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# er
brr?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Don't know why I bother, I'm on here I'm quite wasted
With my poems unnoticed and my.....turkey unbasted
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *bastes turkey*
/getting flirty
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# See you can do it it's true- you're a natural, it's true
With your face and your monkey and your eyes made of glue
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# he hasn't the time
and he hasn't the rhythm
to serve up a rhyme
in each sentence division
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Cor that's quite good
Oi Love bunnies und puppies oi do
they goes in a bunpup-pupbun stew
me dad he don't arf loikes his home brew
oi wish oi'd looked ahfta me teef
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I thought it was couplets? I'll stick with them for now
I've not read much Seuss, so I'm not up for a row
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# .
could you, would you rhyme a word?
could you, would you shag a turd?
could you, would you do a swear?
could you, would you lolcat share?

I will not do those things, all right?
I do not like the b3ta site!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Maybe change 'hop on pop' to 'hepped up on goofballs'.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)