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[challenge entry] compo pearoast

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(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I shat in a hat once.
Then I was thrown out of the library.

I'm always misunderstood like that.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Was it your hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# WHY IS THAT IMPORTANT?
You're just like all the others.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# It's a crucial point.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# You mean 'crucial' in the Delbert Wilkins sense?
If so, I guess you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Absolutely.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# who put Dave in charge of a library
...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# *hurls '101 uses for Kia-Ora' at Prof's head*
SILENCE!

*stamps Prof's unconscious body with 'OVERDUE' stamp*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Anyone else have a Dr. Seuss repost they'd like to get out of their system?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Only another 6,
but I shall save it for the morn (aus time)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# No thanks.
Kind of you to offer though.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# I don't today, but I may tomorrow
It depends, do you have an idea I can borrow?

I must admit I don't really take part
I haven't the skills and I haven't the heart...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# No, I have lack in the hummus department I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I try ever so hard to make my reply rhyme
And you don't notice at all- have you not got the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# er
brr?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Don't know why I bother, I'm on here I'm quite wasted
With my poems unnoticed and my.....turkey unbasted
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *bastes turkey*
/getting flirty
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# See you can do it it's true- you're a natural, it's true
With your face and your monkey and your eyes made of glue
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# he hasn't the time
and he hasn't the rhythm
to serve up a rhyme
in each sentence division
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Cor that's quite good
Oi Love bunnies und puppies oi do
they goes in a bunpup-pupbun stew
me dad he don't arf loikes his home brew
oi wish oi'd looked ahfta me teef
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I thought it was couplets? I'll stick with them for now
I've not read much Seuss, so I'm not up for a row
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# .
could you, would you rhyme a word?
could you, would you shag a turd?
could you, would you do a swear?
could you, would you lolcat share?

I will not do those things, all right?
I do not like the b3ta site!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Maybe change 'hop on pop' to 'hepped up on goofballs'.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# i like to imagine that he does indeed
shout 'khaaan!' at the moment of climax
*scrubs mind*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# you
klingon.

bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)