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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)
# I fucking hate clowns.
And children -
A supply teacher has been cleared of hitting a 13-year-old boy who teased him about looking like a character from the Chuckle Brothers' TV show.
Jonathan Burrett, 41, from Newport, had denied attacking the boy after he sung the Chucklevision theme tune in class.
Mr Burrett told Cardiff Crown Court he was used to being compared to Barry Chuckle but it had not been a problem.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6906969.stm
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Are you a newscaster of something?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# and what type of teacher teaches sewing???
he's a chucklebrother nonce.
BURN THE PAEDO !
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Know whats worse than clowns?
The chuckle brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Well I get most of my news from B3ta
so I need people like him/her/it
(Mr._Pickles, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)
# "...and now over to George Spiggott for the shitting news"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)
# surely 'sweary news' could be something that'd take off
on one of the more obscure satellite channels? like naked weather or whatever it was
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# chucklefuck
not only teaching them sewing, but patting them in a friendly and gentle way...hmm?

Oh, it's OK he was going to defuse it with humour - here kids, stop fucking about! I look like Barry Chuckle. Now shut the fuck up or I'll rape you all. To me!!
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)
# eh?
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# I yam a newscaster of news.
Because Fact x Importance = News.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Ah innocence
I remember that
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# He looks like this one ..
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Yay to beatings
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha
IN

THE

FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)