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[challenge entry] fuck the pickets and give me my post you twats!

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(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# haha!

Stationary engineers local 39? :S
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Need some more seamen on your poopdeck?
/family guy
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# hahahaha
that made my face-mask go all crackly :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# i refer you to the post below
much less mess.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# I just got that
i chuckled :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# :)
forgive my coarseness
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# :D
well done on the little bucket
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# ^also this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# What's the volume?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# oh I'm glad someone else said that
I thought I was being dense again...

what?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Of the little bucket
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# At the moment it's kind of a thimble...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
Or is it too early?
Or don't you want to know...

/has never had a baby
/was never a baby
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# I reckon you are lying about at least one of those statements
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# FINE.
I have 2.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Too early to tell yet.
Another nine weeks and I'll find out. I most definitely want to know :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Alright, i know what the conversation started as
but now i'm fucking confused as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# A BUCKET HOLDS WATER.
A VOLUME OF WATER.

I WAS ASKING HOW MUCH WATER THE LITTLE BUCKET HOLDS.

For god's sake.

Edit: Sorry. I'm very frustrated right now, and I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# puberty setting in?
and perhaps capacity may have read better.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# That set in many years ago.
I'm just tired and teasy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# overtired!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Not used to full-time work.
It's kind of hellish, for a kid my age.

Today wasn't too bad. My work consisted of working out how to stop the computer from making b3ta look all funny.

And I also stood around in the shop playing on all the instruments.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Tell your boss he is talking fucking bullshit
That did wonders for my energy last week
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# hahahaha
Sorry!

I was thinking volume as in volume, not volume as in volume ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Yeah I know
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Cheer up Bonnie
Tell your uncle bazmonkey whats wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# I think he might need a hug and a cup of tea
*huggles and puts kettle on*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Aww thanks
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Work is long
I am tired.
I'm staying with dad.
I can not see my snake until tomorrow night.
My dad keeps giving me a hard time.
I'm a bit homesick.
My stepsister is really starting to scare me - genuinely.
I've fallen out with many of my friends, and my immediate family.
I can't even listen to any Hawkwind, or Pink Floyd, because dad's watching tv. That always makes me feel better - all I have now is Rick Stein blaring in my ear.
I could go on for days.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)
# The news makes me switch off.
When I saw that my brain wouldn't let me see anything other than a boring newsreader.

When I actually read it, it made me laugh.

Well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# haha!
this deserves more woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# ahhahhah
 
I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)