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# He sould be.
Brian Blessed for Voldemort?
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# he has sufficient power to play all the characters
twice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# The next one should just be
Brian Blessed in front of a mirror shouting all the lines at himself
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# intermittently on fire
and maybe some strobe lighting too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# And chickens
There's got to be chickens. Mutant vampire chickens. Mutant vampire chickens pecking the eyeballs out of Emma Watson's partially disembowelled corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)
# "...gives her best performance to date..."
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)
# PFFFFT
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# evening spazz
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Bonjour Mr Bazmonkey
How's thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Good, but fucking tired so i have no idea why i am still up.
I've stupidly made plans involving giving up the wrong side of midday too.

How are you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Ooh, not too shabby
Got myself addicted to eBay, I'm now desperately selling shit in an attempt to recoup my spendings....doing quite well so far.

I have to be up at 9 to go to the Cumberland Show with the folks, I hear there is a tractor show and everything. And terrier racing. The whole day well may be one gigantic spontaneous orgasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)
# hahaha
Sounds like my kind of day - I'm spluffing at the thought. No, wait...thats bollocks. ;)

Never have got into Ebay - I wouldnt know where to start now

My mate zoid is going to come pick me up to go climbing at 10 and he said if i'm not up then he is going to "scud" my door until I'm awake. I dont know what that means but i probably shouldn't give him the chance
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Scud?
Sounds like he's going to projectile shit through your letterbox.

I'm sure they said that's what it meant on Newsnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# I don't think much of that. I'm going to get in there first
*letterbombs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Could just imagine him now:
"HELLO! I'M BRIAN..."

(muttered whisperings, "No you're name is Harry Potter in this one Brian" more muttered whisperings...)

"HELLO! I'M HARRY POTTER! EXPELLIARMUS"

Then the film ends on the power of Brian's awesomeness
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# crikey!
it would get pumped so full of awards it would be leaking oscars
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:34, archived)
# I feel an online
petition coming on...

Brian Blessed for the next HP film: Harry Potter and the Shameless cash in
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)