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click here to see it in the big size we all know and love.

instead of just the front cover, here's the front, back and spine. print it out, wrap it around the paperback you're currently reading, and amuse others on the bus.

From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Is this a Harry Potter reference?
Just realised it has gone midnight, so i'm going to fuck off now to avoid any spoilers people post 'for a laugh'.
Yes I'm sad, and actually want to read books.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# harry potter?!
good god, no. it's all just stuff out of my head (well, aside from the pic and the reviewers i chose).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)
# he fucks the one that can't act
at the end
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# So that's
the whole cast then? (excluding Robbie Coltrane of course).

And why on Earth hasn't Brian Blessed been in a HP film yet?
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)
# the next one he will be
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)
# He sould be.
Brian Blessed for Voldemort?
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# he has sufficient power to play all the characters
twice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# The next one should just be
Brian Blessed in front of a mirror shouting all the lines at himself
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# intermittently on fire
and maybe some strobe lighting too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# And chickens
There's got to be chickens. Mutant vampire chickens. Mutant vampire chickens pecking the eyeballs out of Emma Watson's partially disembowelled corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)
# "...gives her best performance to date..."
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)
# PFFFFT
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# evening spazz
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Bonjour Mr Bazmonkey
How's thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Good, but fucking tired so i have no idea why i am still up.
I've stupidly made plans involving giving up the wrong side of midday too.

How are you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Ooh, not too shabby
Got myself addicted to eBay, I'm now desperately selling shit in an attempt to recoup my spendings....doing quite well so far.

I have to be up at 9 to go to the Cumberland Show with the folks, I hear there is a tractor show and everything. And terrier racing. The whole day well may be one gigantic spontaneous orgasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)
# hahaha
Sounds like my kind of day - I'm spluffing at the thought. No, wait...thats bollocks. ;)

Never have got into Ebay - I wouldnt know where to start now

My mate zoid is going to come pick me up to go climbing at 10 and he said if i'm not up then he is going to "scud" my door until I'm awake. I dont know what that means but i probably shouldn't give him the chance
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Scud?
Sounds like he's going to projectile shit through your letterbox.

I'm sure they said that's what it meant on Newsnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# I don't think much of that. I'm going to get in there first
*letterbombs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Could just imagine him now:
"HELLO! I'M BRIAN..."

(muttered whisperings, "No you're name is Harry Potter in this one Brian" more muttered whisperings...)

"HELLO! I'M HARRY POTTER! EXPELLIARMUS"

Then the film ends on the power of Brian's awesomeness
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# crikey!
it would get pumped so full of awards it would be leaking oscars
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:34, archived)
# I feel an online
petition coming on...

Brian Blessed for the next HP film: Harry Potter and the Shameless cash in
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
# tis a fine cover
the purple text on the back is an exellent choice
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)
# you are most kind, sir.
colour choices took up some time on this - i went through a few and settled on these.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)