I'm guessing we're allowed to play fast 'n' loose with the etiquette at 5am. Here are some reposts for the compo from a few months ago.
From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)
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Fucknose when I'll next get some unmonitored internet time...
From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)
( , Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:53, archived)
The mans who touches my special.
Mind you, it's a living! Mustn't grumble!
*weeps*
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:59,
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*weeps*
It must be hard to drawings and photoshape
when you keeping one hands on your special.
Also: mictoboy (/board regular in case you don't know) got busted at work a couple of days ago. I'm lucky enough not to have to worry about it, since I 'work' from home.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:02,
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Also: mictoboy (/board regular in case you don't know) got busted at work a couple of days ago. I'm lucky enough not to have to worry about it, since I 'work' from home.
I bet he made some snitty, self-righteous comment at the bloke who busted him.
And followed it up with an emoticon to make it look like he's a nice bloke really, and only playing.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:05,
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Heh, so you DO know him :)
Seriously, I think it's stupidly oppressive to stop someone surfing if they're still doing their job effectively. Most people surf at work to make their day bearable. Employers seem to think they're being cheated out of the time they're owed, but hell, if you're doing the job you're paid for what does it matter?
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:09,
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That's where I'm going wrong.
I'm off sick at the moment, having become utterly negligent in my job.
The specialists identified certain 'giving a toss' issues.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:14,
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The specialists identified certain 'giving a toss' issues.
Haha
"sick" as in, "sick of work"?
Edit: I'm off to do some more boring-picture-bloke stuff for a while.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:17,
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Edit: I'm off to do some more boring-picture-bloke stuff for a while.
That's the one.
Although 'sick of practically everything' would be a more accurate diagnosis.
Puerile humour appears to be the only effective treatment.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:23,
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Puerile humour appears to be the only effective treatment.
I'm lucky like that - my boss pissfarts about on the internet most of the day.
He says "output versus input", which is pretty much how I view things too.
It's just a pity there's a websense filter.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:20,
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It's just a pity there's a websense filter.
I thought you could just sidestep that
with proxies? Or has it gotten smarter?
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:23,
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www3.barnesy.org works,
but it gets really annoying having to log in everytime I want to post a message.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:25,
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You mean once the challenge has been going for a while?
Yeah, it also becomes impossible to check if something's already been done, unless you happen to have practically unlimited time.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:58,
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Worked it out with SCIENCE one evening.
20 pages is roughly an hour on broadband.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:59,
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Posts for compo should all be over 5mb.
That would sort it
*is a cunt
(has not gone to bed)
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:02,
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*is a cunt
(has not gone to bed)
Somebody get on MS Paint
and illustrate the phrase 'put a cramp in those Zoo and Nuts wankers'.
Please.
You've got 3 minutes.
Doktor Dyslexia, perhaps?
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:12,
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Please.
You've got 3 minutes.
Doktor Dyslexia, perhaps?
my hands are typing involuntarily
dont mention teh doc...you will summon him
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:14,
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The good doctor has moved on to loftier things.
If you haven't seen one of his recent epics I suggest you spazz back. They're, erm, epic.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:14,
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He did a super job on my teeth.
Though I must admit it's slightly distressing when approaching children burst into tears and cross the street to avoid me.
Mail-order dentistry? a double-edged sword.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:20,
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Mail-order dentistry? a double-edged sword.
Punk is pages ahead of many of us this time.
Even JJ's entry!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/7423159
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:24,
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www.b3ta.com/board/7423159
Oh god,
I just bust me valve laughing.
The Dok ought to be designing the front page of The Independent.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:30,
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The Dok ought to be designing the front page of The Independent.