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[challenge entry] Bang and the thrush is gone

From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# 'Ning b3ta
Obscure Pink Floyd reference FTW: Children of Men
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I've always liked Animals
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# too obscure for me
meaning it must be post-1983
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# how is that obscure?
thats like saying the Banksy artwork in the following scene is an obscure Banksy reference, or the vase on a table is an obscure vase reference.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I entirely misunderstood this
I thought it was curing thrush (i.e. the bird) in the same way you'd cure a ham

"there can't be much meat on a thrush," I thought
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# thats why
you add live yoghurt to it.. pads it out a bit :-)
(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# haha
tasty

*rings Delia*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# "I'm sorry, Delia is unable to answer your call. Please leave a message after the microwave ping"
*PING*

Delia, wheeeere aaaare yoooouuuuuu?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# my friend killed and cooked a sparrow
twas all but feathers
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# *buys miffy brand yogurt*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# muffy, Shirley?
Shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)