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[challenge entry]

Hungry for bigger?

From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Imagine having 8 boobs.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)
# hmmmm
.....pardon?.... did you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)
# I tend to think of it more as 'changing the world for the better one word at a time'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# it would be a hell of a job finding a bra
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# You could just wear four.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# It simply buys 4 bras!
You're going to have laser eyes eh? What are you going to burn first?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# the bras as I fumble with them hopelessly as my laser eye o vision spurts out deadly rays of death uncontrollably as my spasm hands fumble uselessly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)
# draw that, Mr meats, draw it now!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)
# it's a bit too hard to draw for me
I have drawing blight at the moment

but I'm sure someone else can drawer it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)
# I can't draw for tuppence
don't let it stop you, it's not like b3ta is a fucking drawing site after all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# it's a fucking argument site
I find

:D

NO IT ISN'T

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)
# tall skyscrapers in Tokyo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Imagine making love to a woman with six breasts!
...


Imagine making love to a woman...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Oooooh yeah, that's the good stuff... right here....
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# hahaha
the furious rate never ceases to amuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)
# there's something about the word "furious" that gives it such intensity
and "furious wank" is all the better

as if one is going to spluff angrily
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)
# I sign my E-mails
"Yours Furioulsy Wanking"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)
# letters to the editor
"Furiously Wanking of Didcot, Oxon"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)
# That looks like my dad!
Oh, the shame
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# hehehe
EVERYTHING WITH TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# tits with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)
# PHWAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)
# office lolz
git :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)
# victory is mine!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)
# I see what you did there!
Edit: Compo?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)
# wasn't initially intended to be
but it's as appropriate as most other entries.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)
# But what will it eat?
I hope it's a hog's cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Every page is a larger animal's cock
until it's finally completely stuffed with a 9ft blue whale pizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*yiff*

oh my fucking god, you've turned into Jolly Jack in my absence
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)