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# 'ning. just found goatsing in my house...


*panic*
(known as m! is pissing in pants, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)
# ABSENCE OF WEDDING RING.
 
also absence of gaping anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)
# Lagging
behind?
(Smudger, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)
# AND
I bet it's not even your house. Trespasser.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)
# fuck off
(known as m! is pissing in pants, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# N00B FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)
# *throws morning stars into the fray*
these should liven it up!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)
# TENNER ON THE TALL ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)
# ...fuck
what with me being short
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# Short, yet vicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# bite those ankles!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)
# also, marc is probably a midget.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)
# yes sir
hittin' balls with head

*helmeted*
(known as m! is pissing in pants, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:40, archived)
# Hittin' balls with chin!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)
# proper midget?
I reckon I might be able to take out a proper midget. Maybe.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:40, archived)
# FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
and so on
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# woof
tetchy tetchy
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)
# hahaha
Excellent, well thought-out response, with a devious twist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)
# oh you noticed that
*
(known as m! is pissing in pants, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)
# bawls!
*unhuglates*
how the devil art thou this morn?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# Tired and hungry
I tried eating my alarm clock but the bell got trapped in my throat

How's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)
# bloody tired from doing decorating things all night!!
and some git had the most horrendous after shave on the bus and now
i can't stop sniffing!!!
*sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:36, archived)
# I've been sniffing all morning
Must be a new biological weapon

aaeeii run for the hills!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Or the coke, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:46, archived)
# good lord!!
you mean he sneaks into our houses and goatses things?!


*sits by door cradling blunderbuss....*

'NING ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# 'ning sir
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)
# yep
*shocked*
(known as m! is pissing in pants, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)
# nings ivesy
nings everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)
# oh you know ALL details :)
(known as m! is pissing in pants, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)
# I AM AN EXPERT ON THESE MATTERS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)
[challenge entry] A cheeky repost for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)
# THE PENIS REPRESENTS HITLER.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Evil Hitler or Nazi Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)
# PARIS HITLER.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:37, archived)
# that's the worst kind of Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)
# and her little dog, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:40, archived)
# A late night compo one
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:40, archived)
# redex?
or just not loading for me?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:41, archived)
# I got nuthin' neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:43, archived)
# erm that's not redex!
That's art!:O

I'm may have looked something like

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Que?
 
That was on the board when I logged in this morning. It's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:49, archived)
# was it?
I posted it at about 10pm
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)
# CRAZY TIMEZONE SHIT. WHOA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)
# THIS PIZZA IS COLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# THATS NO PIZZA!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# likey
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:50, archived)
# THAT'S better
and woo. Nice.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:50, archived)
# that is um woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)
# Whoosh!
If it gets excited enough, it might result in this:



(I know it's coming from the wrong direction -- don't pick holes in Emmental!)
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# ZOMG TEAR IN PLASTIC ZOMG!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)
# thats not plastic!!
thats reality!!
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)
# REAL PHOTO SUNDAY:
I SAW ANDY DICK AT KMART TODAY.


(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)
# HE'S DEAD, ISN'T HE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# HIS SHOPPING CART WAS FILLED WITH BOTTLES OF KY.
GET IT BECAUSE HE'S GAY AND LIKES ANAL SEX UP THE ASS?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:41, archived)
# But he's not holding a shopping cart
and it looks like he's about to microwave a newspaper
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:45, archived)
# HE'S A FUCKING GHOST!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)
# HE SURE LOVES THOSE DICKBUTTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)
# THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE, THAT FURBURGER WAS MAKING A TERRIBLE MESS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:50, archived)
# WHAT DID HE DO THIS TIME?
THAT GODDAMN FURBURGER IS GIVING ME A BAD NAME/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)
# HE MADE ME PROMISE NOT TO TELL. HE SAID IT HAD TO BE OUR LITTLE SECRET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)