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[challenge entry] This is lame but
I have taken a dump in this building:


From the New Uses For Old Monuments challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Did you take it to the zoo afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# DIXON!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *sticks out tongue at Debbilgrrrl*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *bites*
*bites it now before it's been anywhere ... dodgy*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# ooch
don't bite it!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# hey
Whatsup fella! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# not too much
how's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# ah s'ok
big dramas at work - things breaking down. Including several colleagues.

I plan to adopt the crash position soon (a la Airplane)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# looks like you picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
so are there many bargains to be had today?

; )
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# hahahaha
ahem.

mebbe
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# no but seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# No, your own knees, father!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Woo!
for shitting in Dubai!
Edit: FP! Woo for me! Cheers Invisible Overlords.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# i had a poo in Dubai airport
i thought, mmmm just what i need after 8 hours flying
a nice civilised dump in the bogs...

WTF!?!?
there's no seat!?
it's a shower cubical with a large plug hole!
ARGH! don't stand up it triggers the flush!
*wet feets*

P.S. Dubai men have no manners
or concept of queuing :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# urrghh
Sounds rank.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# foreigners ... cuh!!!
*doesn't mention the whole 'pig toilets' thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Japanese toilets....
mmmmmmmmmmm!

*presses random buttons*

ohyeah..
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Pig toilets are great
there aren't that many of them left.

went to a little place and had this amazing pork vindaloo and then popped out back to inspect the facilities and there's the toilet, a little outbuilding, walk in and it's just a little enclosed room with a trench to squat over ... with an opening to the outside .... to let the pigs in to eat the shit.

It's the circle of life!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# haha
i saw that show.
that was your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# like you didn't know
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# it was hard to tell
they pixellated out your tattoo of my name
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# then the curtain rises to reveal...
You're live on National Television. :D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# YATTA!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Surely...
..."Gulf Sale"?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)