This is lame but
I have taken a dump in this building:



From the New Uses For Old Monuments challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

Did you take it to the zoo afterwards?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

DIXON!
*hugs*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

*sticks out tongue at Debbilgrrrl*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

*bites*
*bites it now before it's been anywhere ... dodgy*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

ooch
don't bite it!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

hey
Whatsup fella! :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

not too much
how's yourself?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

ah s'ok
big dramas at work - things breaking down. Including several colleagues.

I plan to adopt the crash position soon (a la Airplane)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

looks like you picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
so are there many bargains to be had today?

; )
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

hahahaha
ahem.

mebbe
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

no but seriously

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

No, your own knees, father!

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

Woo!
for shitting in Dubai!
Edit: FP! Woo for me! Cheers Invisible Overlords.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

i had a poo in Dubai airport
i thought, mmmm just what i need after 8 hours flying
a nice civilised dump in the bogs...

WTF!?!?
there's no seat!?
it's a shower cubical with a large plug hole!
ARGH! don't stand up it triggers the flush!
*wet feets*

P.S. Dubai men have no manners
or concept of queuing :D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

urrghh
Sounds rank.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

foreigners ... cuh!!!
*doesn't mention the whole 'pig toilets' thing*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

Japanese toilets....
mmmmmmmmmmm!

*presses random buttons*

ohyeah..
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

Pig toilets are great
there aren't that many of them left.

went to a little place and had this amazing pork vindaloo and then popped out back to inspect the facilities and there's the toilet, a little outbuilding, walk in and it's just a little enclosed room with a trench to squat over ... with an opening to the outside .... to let the pigs in to eat the shit.

It's the circle of life!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

haha
i saw that show.
that was your arse?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

like you didn't know

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

it was hard to tell
they pixellated out your tattoo of my name
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

then the curtain rises to reveal...
You're live on National Television. :D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

YATTA!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

Surely...
..."Gulf Sale"?

Woo!
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)