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[challenge entry] At least they will make decent diving boards
for the olympics.....




suppose i could compo this....... might as well.

From the New Uses For Old Monuments challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Go for it
Alternatively, let's have the abridged version
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)
# hahahayikyikyik
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# That took me a shockingly long time
to notice it was animated.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# i am not shocked.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Y'know, for a guy with a pretty good music taste
you're not very nice, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# haha.
nice and sarcastic are two completely different things.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# it helps if you put ;) or ;p
at the end of sarcastic comments

It stops people thinking you're just being rude
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# yea! :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# shut it you complete arse ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# fortuantly my arse was never open :P
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# playful sarcastic is not my style.
and yes, when posting on the internets, style is serious matter to me.
-straightface-
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# it's not a case of style its a case of people not liking you
because they don't realise you're trying to be cool
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# 'ning toast
and 'ning idiot
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# greetings.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# that doesn't really matter to me if i'll never meet any of you.
and if i can't say what i want the way i want to say it i might as well not say anything.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# To be fair, I agree.
There are a lot of newer members who take what I say seriously and see me as a grumpy old bastard and, for a bit, I cared, but if they can't tell that I don't mean it then fuck 'em

In the arse

With a shovel.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# hurrah!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
#
shovel rake.

Sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# but you are a grumpy old bastard :p
*runs*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# *fetches stout stick*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Is that like
a weasul stick?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# I read that
as snout stick.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Well I read it as 'stoat stick'
Hence: www.b3ta.com/board/7454122
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Is that your pet name for your cock?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# No
it's my name for something you use to beat up large rodents with.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# If I might refer the honourable gentleman to my previous question?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Fine, I admit it.
I kill rodents with my stoat stick.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# That's the whole point
Have you ever posted something on /links?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# if i never posted anything on /links, i'd still have my old account.
and /links is a slightly different context, as is /talk.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Yeah but the principle still applies.
Unless you're on /talk.

What happened to make you lose your old account?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# He's an absolute cunt.
Nobody likes him and he has no friends.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# he's right.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Oh ok
I knew there was a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# i've explained this far too many times.
www.b3ta.com/board/7453347
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Tribbing? Scissoring?
www.b3ta.com/board/7453354
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# look it up, dammit.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Waaaay ahead of you
Edit: you wouldn't happen to know where I could find that video you posted, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# no, i lost it.
lost spunked on past recognition.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# I made this yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# FASTER!
+ little bit of motion blur
meanwhile - WOo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# I tried a variety of speeds and I like this
although many disagree.

Here for more: www.b3ta.com/board/7453108
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# they're both the same speed.....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# They bloody aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
# well the last few frames are faster...
but they look exactly the same!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# You don't, perchance,
know how to do motion blur in After Effects, do you?
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# needs more frames
do it, go to the trouble!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# No, I disagree.
I deliberately wanted it to be like this so, although it might not be a style which is as popular as some of my other work, this has turned out pretty much exactly as I had envisioned.

Also, I don't know how I'd do more frames - I'd have to make the rider out of bits of these frames and I don't think it would ever look quite right.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Thanks for the comment though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# fair enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I nearly went and did it, just to appease you,
but fuck it, I need to take the radiator off the wall in the kitchen so I can plaster behind it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# I've got the old Thames TV ident in my head now
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# da da da
daaaaaaa da di daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# You utter chundernugget...
...I'll not get that shifted until the small hours now.

Unless... Booze!
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# what a fantastic idea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry] oooh nice
have this unrelated compo entry

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# I like your unrelated compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# no wonder he's smug
taking someone elses triumph like some kind of arch villain!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# ^.-
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# at least someone noticed
*sniff*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# have a free spang
and an arf
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)