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# To be fair, I agree.
There are a lot of newer members who take what I say seriously and see me as a grumpy old bastard and, for a bit, I cared, but if they can't tell that I don't mean it then fuck 'em

In the arse

With a shovel.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
#
shovel rake.

Sideways.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# but you are a grumpy old bastard :p
*runs*
(, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# *fetches stout stick*
(, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Is that like
a weasul stick?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# I read that
as snout stick.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Well I read it as 'stoat stick'
(, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Is that your pet name for your cock?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# No
it's my name for something you use to beat up large rodents with.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# If I might refer the honourable gentleman to my previous question?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Fine, I admit it.
I kill rodents with my stoat stick.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)