I'm going to make a point
of incorporating "fuckhoses" as a word in my vocabulary from now on.
( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:27, archived)

I just found a song called 'Cockmaster Buttpipe'
which really doesn't live up to the promise of its title. Fortunately it's only fifty seconds long.

www.garageband.com/song?%7Cpe1%7CS8LTM0LdsaSuaVa0

Sounds like a John S. Hall imitator with the tape sped up. Bah.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:41, archived)