From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:19, archived)

Fucking outstanding Doc!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:20, archived)

THIS WEEKS COMPO IS NOT CHIKE APROVED.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:21, archived)

You placed really well last round.
This may get onto page one.

Fuck hoses and and... shit Doc it all
makes me want jump in and press knives.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:25, archived)

I just keeping going round and round laughing my lungs out.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:26, archived)

PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME ENDORSE THIS THING.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:20, archived)

hehehe
your art reminds me of www.absurd.org/
: )
( Kaiser, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:23, archived)

OH MY, YES.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:26, archived)

woah.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:28, archived)

Now that fucked me up real good.
 
Woo!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:28, archived)

it's code art imo
www.absurd.org/a-periodic/wwa2/index.html
( Kaiser, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:33, archived)

IM SO GLAD I CLICKED ON THAT.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:40, archived)

that
is cocking mental
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:34, archived)

That was unexpected.
On a 30 inch monitor, that is a bit shocking.


Which was nice.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:46, archived)

hehehe,
was it the core melt thing?
( Kaiser, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:48, archived)

this is hours of fun
when I finally lose it I want it to look like this.

Very Tetsuo The Ironman
( hanke a face like refried murder, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 5:03, archived)

PLZ WHERE CAN I BE PURCHASE DIZ MIRACULOUS DVICE?
 
www.m-1.us/Mr_Fab_-_Caspar_The_Friendly_Queen.mp3
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:23, archived)

NO NO NO NO NO
A SAFETY-CONSCIOUS PERSON CANNOT ENDORSE SUCH AN ANTI-SAFETY MACHINE. THAT IS AN OBVIOUS FACT.
( mofaha : life during wartime, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:27, archived)

WE MUST NEVER TURN OUR BACKS ON SAFETY.
SAFETY: THE ACT OF BEING SAFE.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:31, archived)

FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED, I'M TOLD.
 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:34, archived)

YES.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:51, archived)

Does it come with warranty?
If so i will gladly pay 50p and 4pence for this incredible machine.
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:27, archived)

I'm going to make a point
of incorporating "fuckhoses" as a word in my vocabulary from now on.
( Shiksa, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:27, archived)

I just found a song called 'Cockmaster Buttpipe'
which really doesn't live up to the promise of its title. Fortunately it's only fifty seconds long.

www.garageband.com/song?%7Cpe1%7CS8LTM0LdsaSuaVa0

Sounds like a John S. Hall imitator with the tape sped up. Bah.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:41, archived)

holy shit
This is epic.

I don't care what anyone says, that, is art.
Ed: This is the best thing you've ever done, in my humble opinion.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:30, archived)

I love
The aligator agitator! And the (sexual) tension!

You're too cute Dys!
(starial, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:41, archived)

I like your pictures too they are good pictures.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:46, archived)

Ohhh thanks
It kinda scares me that people click on my profile... (I'm weird though).
(starial, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:50, archived)

Us nightcrawlers are the nicest ot the b3tans.
 
It's known.

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:53, archived)

OIC

(starial, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:58, archived)

YA RLY!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 5:00, archived)

Actually
I don't see, there are no 'nice' stats :p
(starial, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 5:04, archived)

That would be good, but next to impossible to code effectively.
 
It's usually pretty clear who's cool and who's a dick around here.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 5:22, archived)

niiice
don't think i've ever made that board. love the random quotes. "*applies vigorously*" indeed.
( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 5:01, archived)

I dropped off it for a while, thanks to *patooie* work.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 5:05, archived)

damn work's getting in the way of b3taing today too
cunts
( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 5:27, archived)

just noticed this on the popular page, fucking ace.

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)

brilliant in all ways

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)