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( , Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:19, archived)

This may get onto page one.
Fuck hoses and and... shit Doc it all
makes me want jump in and press knives.
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Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:25,
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Fuck hoses and and... shit Doc it all
makes me want jump in and press knives.

On a 30 inch monitor, that is a bit shocking.
Which was nice.
( ,
Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:46,
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Which was nice.

when I finally lose it I want it to look like this.
Very Tetsuo The Ironman
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Thu 2 Aug 2007, 5:03,
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Very Tetsuo The Ironman

A SAFETY-CONSCIOUS PERSON CANNOT ENDORSE SUCH AN ANTI-SAFETY MACHINE. THAT IS AN OBVIOUS FACT.
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Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:27,
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SAFETY: THE ACT OF BEING SAFE.
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Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:31,
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If so i will gladly pay 50p and 4pence for this incredible machine.
( ,
Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:27,
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of incorporating "fuckhoses" as a word in my vocabulary from now on.
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Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:27,
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which really doesn't live up to the promise of its title. Fortunately it's only fifty seconds long.
www.garageband.com/song?%7Cpe1%7CS8LTM0LdsaSuaVa0
Sounds like a John S. Hall imitator with the tape sped up. Bah.
( ,
Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:41,
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www.garageband.com/song?%7Cpe1%7CS8LTM0LdsaSuaVa0
Sounds like a John S. Hall imitator with the tape sped up. Bah.

This is epic.
I don't care what anyone says, that, is art.
Ed: This is the best thing you've ever done, in my humble opinion.
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Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:30,
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I don't care what anyone says, that, is art.
Ed: This is the best thing you've ever done, in my humble opinion.

The aligator agitator! And the (sexual) tension!
You're too cute Dys!
( ,
Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:41,
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You're too cute Dys!

It kinda scares me that people click on my profile... (I'm weird though).
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Thu 2 Aug 2007, 4:50,
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It's usually pretty clear who's cool and who's a dick around here.