From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

( mofaha, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:13, archived)

HE IS LEARNING THE IMPORTANCE OF SAFETY THE HARD WAY.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:14, archived)

YES. WITH HIS SPINE.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:14, archived)

HISS PINE

( mofaha, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:16, archived)

SNAKES LOVE THIS FRAGRANCE.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:18, archived)

I HOPE HE DOESNT GET ON ANY PLAYNES.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:20, archived)

IT IS TIME FOR A QUICK AND DIRTY PICTURE
IT WILL FEATURE SEINFELD
( mofaha, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:17, archived)

BOW BA DOO DE BUP BOWW..

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:18, archived)

JERRY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER:

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:19, archived)

THIS IS A GOOD THING. OH YES.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:20, archived)

THE PICTURE DOESN'T EVEN EXIST YET AND IT GETS PRAISE.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:22, archived)

YES.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:23, archived)

IM GOING TO MAKE A PICTURE WHERE I PASTE PRINCESS DIANA'S FACE OVER THE ONE GUY IN AMERICAN HISTORY X.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:24, archived)

THE ONE WHERE HE GETS HIS HEAD STOMPED IN THE GUTTER? THAT WOULD BE PRETTY SWEET

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:25, archived)

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:26, archived)

YES.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:31, archived)

OH MY, YES.
MAKE SURE TERRY SCHIAVO WITH LASER EYES IS IN IT.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:26, archived)

oops i forgot to.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:29, archived)

SCHIAVOFAIL

( mofaha, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:30, archived)

SHE HAD ONE OF THOSE BY HERSELF

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:32, archived)

I feel the need now to say my favorite neil hamburger joke:
"why did god send terry shivo to hell? for the sin of sloth."
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:35, archived)

I feel sorry for sloths.
They didn't do anything wrong, they just have slow metabolisms.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:38, archived)

Moss grows on them.
That can't be right, can it.
( mofaha, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:41, archived)

did terry shivo get moss?

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:43, archived)

SCHIAVOMOSS: USE IT FOR A GOLF COURSE.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 7:03, archived)

I wish some one would record themselfs doing a commercial for this.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 7:14, archived)

I'll ask gronkpan if he'll do it.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 7:17, archived)

COOL MAN.
COOOOOL.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 7:18, archived)

I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.

( gronkpan, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 8:54, archived)

arf!
 
Woo, sir.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:14, archived)

Brilliant!
FP THIS NOW!!!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:15, archived)

you christians will blame satan for anything!
heh.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:16, archived)

yes yes yes
yes
(Ring Of Fire YOU LOOKING AT ME! that's nice, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:20, archived)

YES.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:24, archived)

You're Wonderful.
And this is wonderful.
I am now filled. With wonder.
(The If has remembered this site., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:26, archived)

*wonders what you're smoking*

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:51, archived)

i swear i looked at that for a minute thinking the thing falling off the ladder was a red parrot

( connor, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 7:05, archived)