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( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)

IRA lly like that

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)

*gets burnt*

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)

That's a terrorble pun

( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)

UDF-inately got that right

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)

it's given me an Ulster
:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)

2-for-1 discount

( Bad Horsey, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)

*dies laughing*
*realises no one cared*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)

*mourns*
*attends funeral in black speedos*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)

*delivers eulogy in conventional GreckoRoman deity pose*
*shoulders back, nipples well seperated and pointing in different directions*

Mrs T was ace... really tops, and she had a body that didn't quit, if you know what I mean
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)

*drunkenly shouts agreement in 1930s Irish novel pose*
*sings "Come back, baby come back" with all the raps and ting*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)

*watches all this with amusement from beyond the grave*

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)

*cobra stance*
your kung fu is weak old man
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)

*mutters something about his CD collection uh Bob Marley*

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)

I care!
*defiles corpse*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)

*revives momentarily*
*slaps*
*dies again*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)

*steals Prodigy69 from corpse*

*releases into the wild*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)

It could catch on

( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)

no womb, man
no cry
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)

she'll get the bang of her life

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)

pffft

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)

Best bang since the big one, and all that

(Guff McFlange Jan Moir is a Julie Moult, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)

Arf!
www.b3ta.com/board/7468778


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)

heh! :P

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)

O_o
woo!
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)

Basque Seperatysterectomy...?

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:05, archived)

hahah
Basque

/pedant
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)

<sub>ninja'd.

ta :D</sub>
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)