Much better in my head :¬/


From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

( Barbarossa is struggling to stay awake on, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:10, archived)

hahaha
fwaps :D
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)

Must've been feckin' spectacular in your head
'cuz it looks pretty funny on this end.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)

Wouldn't it make more sense if it was in reverse?
Good job anyways
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)

maybe
but funny at the end is better than not funny at the end with added shattered illusions lol
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:13, archived)

people would probably complain if it was in reverse
it's woo either way
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)

Making safe things dangerous...
was the remit ;)
( Barbarossa is struggling to stay awake on, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)

Good point

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)

Mmm, nice bottom
Oh.
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)

eh?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)

did you bookmark that or something?

edit: that tesselation thing you did in paint is good, but i'm a bit disturbed by the time it must have taken you
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)

woo!!
*prints*
back in minute.....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)

cor
how did i miss that! :)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)

are you saying that her bum is huge?
C];0)


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)

hahahaa
nope - but very nice :D
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

Oh, bollocks
Someone kept it
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)

no, I just found the post
(by using the 'new threads' link in your profile) and linked where you hosted it

EDIT: Hahahaha! Look! I just noticed!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)

sneaky!
where's my 25p?
i'm supposed to be going out on a stag do saturday and i'm skint!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)

no, no
you get nowt! You wanted to fight for it! and I whupped you!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)

*powers up to maximum*
KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)

*beats easily again*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)

*falls to knees*
please uncle!!!
i need booze on saturday!!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)

cor!

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)

*gasps*
You cheeky beggar!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

no wonder you wanna show 'em orf!
They're dead pert! C];0p


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)

if one of my boobies
had a dimple in it and a large, misshapen nipple, i'd be mightily miffed.


but that's another story...
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

what's my head doing in your fridge
won't I need it?

also - I like stories... snuggles down under covers...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)

last time i looked
it was trying to settle an argument between a pound of butter and a particularly feisty leek...
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)

always the diplomat

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)

you just can't trust those leeks
they were trying to form an alliance with the radishes yesterday, but got nowhere. damn fence-sitting radishes!
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)

they're just holding back to see how things pan out
nutoriously opportunistic are radishes... some would say amoral, but I think that's taking it too far
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)

i'm sure i saw one
hiding behind a pot of coleslaw. radish spies, perhaps? i'll just have to wait till the rest of my carrots have finished growing, they are nature's policemen.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)

I know it's a sweeping generalisation, but they're all terrorists
every last one of them
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)

so
you're not a member of the Parsley Liberation Front, then?
i've reached the rank of chive...
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)

it's my background

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

now there's a plan
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

For some reason, I don't doubt that for a second

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)

;)
not really, i waiting for a full nude 10000!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

Reeeeeeeeeeally not going to happen!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)

You say that now.
But at that moment, I bet you'll change your mind.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)

I really, really, won't
I'd break the internet
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)

yeah
and that 7000 pic was really poorly received as far as I remember... no tongues hanging out or anything like that... at all.

Must have been a really disheartening experience.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)

I know I missed that one.
Linky, anyone?

Just so I can see what all the fuss isabout, of course. Nothing personal at all, really.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)

I've shown all the good bits there are
The next few milestones will probably be 'guess the body part' games
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)

*waits*
*pinches*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)

hahaha!
Very . . . . humerous


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:13, archived)

Dare I say it
He doesn't know his arse from his elbow

sorry
(Ysol, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:13, archived)

arse!
pfft!
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)

Haha!
Great stuff :)
*click*
( petehix Board Sig:, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)

Heh nicely done :)
Forgive a minor TJ please... I just read this and I'm astonished. I have standard broadband here, nothing fancy, and we get 54Mbps.
I love England, but the services and infrastructure are really crappy and organizations like BT are fucking cowboys.
( mofaha, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

i'm lucky if i get
4mbs!
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)

Damn
I'd be disinclined to surf at that speed, and it would make my work a nightmare. I've been spoilt I suppose.
( mofaha, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)

its not to bad
but i'd love it to be faster :D
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)

54??????

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:25, archived)

Or not, apparently :)

( mofaha, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)

Are you sure that's not your wireless router speed?

( Barbarossa is struggling to stay awake on, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)

Er...
oh yeah.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm a fucking idiot :)

Edit: I just tested it, it's 2000 kbps
( mofaha, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)

Pfffttttt
That's rubbish ;)
( Barbarossa is struggling to stay awake on, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)

*weeps*

Edit: I was wrong, the download speed is around 5 Mbps, which is actually pretty good I think.
( mofaha, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)