BANG!


From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

hahaha!
kapowie!
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

I'm running out of ways to say 'This is Cocking Ace'!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)

This cocking is ace?

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

Is this cock, acing?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

THIS IS ACE COCK







ing
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)

Yoda, I am
Cocking ace, this is.

ed: bugger, done.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

thanks
*carries on cocking*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

Cocking ace is this
/Yoda
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

How's Sim Me getting on?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)

She's getting on well with everyone
except Pasanonic, who keeps trying to block corridors.

My fault because I set his nice level to 'non-existant'
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

nvufr;vnwhug45;hg845givurnjvfh3wn;id
oqwekhru84opfh348f45832fh384ol

...always works for me
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

I always spell that wrong though

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

flowers?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

Bunch of flowers!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)

ha ha ha ha
loon!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)

So, do we get joint custody of freebs
Or do you just want him at weekends?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

let's all live together like an early 90's sit com'

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

"Freeb's 2 Dads Except one of 'ems a Woman"

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

yup
... I'm Physically Attracted To My Son Who's A Couple Of Years Older Than Me
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

but has just found out is really Kevin Spacy

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

set in Victorian England and
starring Andre the Giant as wealthy spinster HULK HOGAN!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

and Imelda Staunton as the Wicked Old Librarian next door

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

Sylvester Stallone, the owner of Stallion's gym trying to find the next champion of the world
only to have his efforts thwarted by the substantial gay community who frequent his establishment...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

Do I still get the toy?
And the joke?
*click*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)

Not while I'm drinking
you loon
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)

aww
this one's a dud.
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)

hahaha!!
grand!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)